My Loki references make my family insane
  • Mom:Honey, you asked me to buy that cereal, now eat it!
  • Me:I never wanted the cereal. All I ever wanted, was to be his equal! *points at brother*
  • Mom:You are your brother's equal-
  • Me:He's not my brother! He never was!
  • Mom:Alright then, you're adopted! Just enough with the Loki references-
  • Me:Does this mean I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up, here until you might have use of me?
  • Mom:Seriously, enough-
  • Me:TELL MEEEEE
  • Mom:Enough! This is insane!
  • Me:Is it madness? Is it? IS IT?
  • Mom:Just eat your cereal-
  • Me:I DO WHAT I WANT *dramatic hair flip* *walks to brother* The burden of the cereal has fallen to you now. Farewell.
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Could you not you handsome fucker