livining

it’s literally like 12:45 am and im sittin out in my backyard w a blanket lookin at the stars im such space trash also lonely

anonymous asked:

I'm better because i just realised something. I was thinking about how my crush dosent like me back and then I thought there are so many people Married to the love of their life and so many people that have just been asked out by the guy they like and so many people lost their 'virginity' so many people got proposed to and so many people proposed to their significant other so many people caught planes and traveled so many people cried happy tears so many people gave birth. life is so worth livin

omg this. i love it how we realized things xx

We kiss all the time.“ I clear my throat, then add, "We just…do it in private.”
“A smug expression crosses his face. "I don’t buy it for a second, ‘cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.”
“A reminder of w-w-what?”
“That you were mine.
—  Simone Elkeles

new day wins

new day on the tv like 4 times today

sami zayn in a match

tamina coming back and forming a girl gang with naomi

and now sheamus just livin on my screen amen this raw is my raw

anonymous asked:

FUK U NIGGA

…….. AHHH LISTEN UP AND LET ME TELL YA !!

DIS DICK AIN’T FREEEEEE


DIS DICK AIN’T FREEEEE


You lookin’ at me like it ain’t a receipt

Like I never made end’s meet, eatin’ your leftovers and raw meat

DIS DICK AIN’T FREEE

This dick ain’t free

Livin’ in captivity raised my cap SALARY

Celery, tellin’ me 

                  green is all I NEEEEED

Evidently all I seen was spam and raw sardines

This dick ain’t free, I mean, BABYYYYY

You really think we could make a baby named Mercedes without a 

Mercedes Benz and 

                                        twenty four inch rims, five percent tint, and air                                                                 conditioning vents


Hell fuckin’ naw, 

this 

dick 

ain't 

free
I need forty acres and a mule

Not a forty ounce and a pitbull

Bullshit, ——

                                                                    MATADORRRR !!!

                   MATADOR !!!    

                           had the door knockin’, let ‘em in, who’s that?

Genital’s best friend, 8))))))

this dick ain’t free


Pity the fool that made the pretty in you PROSPER !!!

Titty juice and pussy lips kept me obnoxious, kept me up watchin’

Pornos and poverty, apology? 


NOOOOOOO !!!!!


Watch you volunteer it it while people less fortunate, like myself


Every dog has it’s daaaaaaaay, 

                now doggy style shall help

This dick ain’t free


Matter fact it need interest, 

matter fact it’s nine inches

Matter fact see our friendship based on business

PENSION, more pension, GOD!!, you’re pinchin’, my consensus


Been relentless, 

fuck forgiveness, 

fuck your feelings !!!!!!


Fuck your sources, all distortion, if you fuck it’s more abortion ( WITH YOUUUUU )


More divorce courts and portion ( WITH YOUUUUUU BITCH )


My check with less endorsement left me dormant


Dusted, 

doomed, 

disgusted,

                            forced with…


Fuck you think is bullshit, porcelain pipes pressure, bust ‘em twice


Choice is deaf, a state of decapitated ( OHHH ) the horseman !!


Oh America, you bad bitch, I the picked cotton that made you rich


SO NOW { ANON } MY DICK AIN’T FREE.

FUCK YOUR LAWS WITH ME IT’S THE RAWS I JUST GOTTA TELL YA

THIS

DICK

AINT

FREEEEEE !!!!

covrtneyshayne asked:

top 5 emojis, top 5 moments btwn me & u

emojis: 

  • yellow heart emoji, my signature emoji for anyone who has ever texted me i am so so sorry there is a one hundred percent certainty you’ve been BOMBARDED WITH THESE
  • “speak no evil” monkey emoji (probably bc karime uses it so much i just see her face in it…. is that weird that’s weird)
  • nail polish emoji…. the sassiest……. almost never use it because tbh? i don’t normally wield that kinda power. gotta start livin up more to my reputation as a leo huh
  • easter island head, love it in theory and in its perpetually bizarrely used practice
  • the one old instant messaging apps used to call “foot in mouth”

otp: gays in space moments:

  • this was b4 we were dating but no. 1 will always be when i woke up to the text “dennis eats ass, amazing” ….truly a game-changer in my eyes
  • karime trying to make me a tiny cute little mix cd and making me like, a fifteen-hour four-volume anthology of dad rock hits
  • honestly who cares about coffeetown but WATCHIN COFFEETOWN TOGETHER, GOOD TIMES, HOW MANY TIMES DID WE LISTEN TO SEND ME AN ANGEL THAT NIGHT BECAUSE IT WAS A LOT
  • the black lace shirt snapchat saga [wink heart emoji - a sixth favorite, probably]
  • that time i convinced karime to watch sunny and it took over her life and together we changed the face of (a sizeable if mostly unnoticed) portion of tumblr forever, this is what power couples are made of
  • bonus to the ESSAY i woke up to in my inbox that started this whole thing + the fact that we told everyone we were dating via a sailor moon post

TIME AND DATE: 5:12 p.m. 5/4/15

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP AT NIGHT: 8-10 (I know.)

LAST THING I GOOGLED: Jimmy Fallon baby (they’re so cute together ok fight me)

NICKNAME(S): “Mary Kate” (because that isn’t the name on my birth certificate - plot twist), “MK,” “dork” (thanks bdnocampo), “Kay, KayKay, MayKay, Mary Cake” (what the kids I watch called me at different ages haha)

BIRTHDAY: June 20th

GENDER: Female

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight


HEIGHT: 5′5″

FAVORITE COLOR: Green

ONE PLACE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY: The farm of the kids I work with, in the summer when the sun begins to go down and we all catch fireflies

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP UNDER: One enormous thick one that must be a foot in diameter

WHAT I’M WEARING RIGHT NOW: “Livin on a Prayer” Catholic Campus Ministry shirt, swim team shorts from highschool

LAST BOOK I’VE READ: Audiobook: HP and the Deathly Hallows, Real book: A Stolen Life by Jaycee Dugard

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: The Precious Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ

Or hot tea idk

FAVORITE FOOD: Pretty much any good Italian food tbh


LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THEATERS: The third part of The Hobbit

DREAM VACATION: Italy, ALL the places - Sorrento, Rome, Siena…

DREAM WEDDING: Too much to put here haha. But I would love if it were on the small side and in a cute little chapel and the people are people I want to be there, people I and my husband love.

DREAM PET: A puppy and kitty that magically I’m not allergic to (truly hypoallergenic cats/dogs don’t exist)

DREAM JOB: I’ve only ever felt called to motherhood, and helping people. I don’t have a specific profession that speaks to me - nursing, therapist, working for Catholic Charities, I would love to deliver babies. I’m still figuring things out haha

Tagging: Any person who wants to do it honestly. 

Photo: @worksproductionfilms
Car: @weldmason
Model: @mondeezy222

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