Bleach characters, you just found out that Hisagi and As Nodt are dating! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :)


Kensei: [opens mouth]


Kensei: [closes mouth]


Kensei:
 [opens mouth]


Kensei: [closes mouth]


Mashiro: Wow, Shuhei! I think you made him so angry that he can’t even speak!


Hisagi: Or maybe he’s just trying to think of something supportive to say?


Kensei: [angry glare o’ death]


Hisagi: Or possibly not.


Mashiro: Personally, I think it’s great!


Mashiro: Having a boyfriend who wears a spiked face mask will DEFINITELY trick people into thinking you’re cooler than you are!


Hisagi: Thanks?


Tosen: Shuhei, when I told you that it was important for the warrior to embrace fear…..this isn’t exactly what I meant.


Tosen: Kudos on really diving in, though. 


Byakuya: When I took back Senbonzakura, As Nodt declared that he was lonely.


Byakuya: This loneliness clearly drove him into the arms of Hisagi Shuhei.


Byakuya: Basically I am an excellent matchmaker.


Rukia: As Nodt has no lips, though.


Rukia: That is going to make make-outs a little hard, right?


Matsumoto: S’okay! Hisagi gets terrible nosebleeds and passes out if he gets even a whiff of “sexy”!


Matsumoto: So it’s perfect!


Rukia: As Nodt does seem like someone who’d be cool with blood…


Kira: Hisagi always did work hard to face his fear.


Kira: Now he is dating fear.


Kira: It is as if Ulquiorra wrote a romantic comedy.


Ulquoirra:


Ulquiorra: How did you know what my hobby was? 


Lisa: This may be my favorite Bleach couple ever.


Lisa: If you saw them walking down the street - one guy with spiky hair and an obscene face tattoo, the other wearing a spiked face mask - you’d think, “Here it is. The most punk-ass gay couple of all time.”


Lisa: But then you’d talk to them.


Lisa: And realize that actually, the two biggest dweebs found each other.


Lisa: Slow clap, guys. Slow clap.


Hisagi:


As Nodt:


As Nodt: I don’t know whether to be offended or pleased.

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