KYLE: Have we relapsed to the fourth grade? Is that what’s happened?
KYLE: Is this some kind of cross-dimensional time warp that I’ve slipped into?
KYLE: Where people still think it’s okay to use the phrase ‘cool beans’?
KYLE: Is that it?
STAN: Hey, don’t rag on me just because my lingo is more hip than yours.
KYLE: Oh my God.
KYLE: Hearing that sentence almost physically hurt me.
KYLE: No, wait. I’m pretty sure it did.
KYLE: I’m going into cardiac arrest.
STAN: You’re just jealous, don’t deny it.
KYLE: Jealous of what?
STAN: That I’m cooler than you.
STAN: I’ll give you some time to come to terms with that.
KYLE: Oh, I’m sorry. Which one of us just used the word ‘hip’ in sincerity?
KYLE: Was it me?
STAN: Hip is still a thing.
STAN: Because I am it.
KYLE: Oh my God, stop.
STAN: Pull up your phone and Google hip. I’m the only search result you’ll get.
STAN: Just pictures of me striking this pose.
KYLE: Really, Stan?
KYLE: Cause I’m pretty sure I’d get the same effect from Googling the words ‘complete idiot’.
STAN: I am no longer Stan.
STAN: I am Coolguy Hotface. And I’m amazing.
KYLE: Okay, well.
KYLE: I think that’s about enough for me today.
KYLE: I am well and truly at my limit.
STAN: Dude, though. Seriously. My awesome alter ego aside.
STAN: Are we cool?
KYLE: I really want to say no. Just for the plain fact that you called yourself ‘Coolguy Hotface’.
KYLE: But yeah.
KYLE: We’re okay.
STAN: As weird as it’s gonna sound.
STAN: I missed you lecturing me about how lame I am.
KYLE: I missed having someone to lecture about how lame they are.
STAN: I missed you, dude.
KYLE: Yeah, I missed you too.