Captainymous Speaks: Stop Rejecting My Kawaii Rabu
I wish to remain anonymous through this submission, so I will refer to myself as Captain, my two friends as First Mate and Cabin Boy, and the weeaboo will be Landlubber.
Warnings for mild violence and/or sexual content.
My English isn’t that good yet, sorry.
This was last year and I have since moved from this town.
It was a pretty normal day, I think. I wasn’t in cosplay, and there are no cons in my town ever, so “normal”. I was heading home through town with First Mate, who was on the phone with Cabin Boy, and generally just minding my own business while waiting for First Mate to finish talking.
Anyway, First Mate finishes talking and we start joking around, mostly inside jokes and general lighthearted things. We decide grabbing a pack of chips from the gas station is a good idea, so we do, and while I’m paying I start humming an opening theme to an anime. First Mate has wandered off somewhere, but he hears me somehow and starts singing along, and we exit the store with our chips and our tunes.
That’s when He decides to burst out, screeching that we should “matte-ne, senpai desu! boku was haraheta mou!” Which, from my weak understanding of Japanese, roughly translates to “wait I’m hungry too”.