deleteriousoptimism asked:

Does this class system support posthuman synthetic beings? My on-board level hinges on the answer.

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Robot Librarian

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Hexadewey Hexadecimal System
  • Punch Card Catalog
  • Hard Drive Archive

Enjoy your new life of CREATING BOUNDLESS RENEWABLE ENERGY ON THE BASIS OF KNOWLEDGE BEING EQUAL TO POWER

This came from a publication celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Denver Public Library back in 1989. I asked via Twitter (sadly already knowing the answer) if they still got to roller skate in the closed stacks. 

Then I started thinking about how awesome a Literary/Librarian Roller Derby team would be. Some suggested names:

Pain Austin

Hurt Vonnegut 

Fyodor Destroyevsky

Vladimir Knock-your-block-off (not my best)

J. D. Slaughtinger

Assault Whitman

Horror Luis Borges