One day, my friend was being all homophobic and talking about how he hates gays.. I was fed up with it and so I told him that homosexuality exists in many species, but homophobia in just one. He brushed it off and kept going. By then, I was REALLY pissed off, so I told him that I bet he’d eaten a gay turkey, once.
He looked kind of iffy, so then I whispered in his ear,
"There’s a gay turkey inside of you."
And just walked away. The look on his face? Priceless.