Kylie Jenner looks like weepinbell with these lips shes trynna cop

anonymous asked:

#since people are apparently incapable of using livestream That's kind of rude since I tried looking for a livestream pretty much the entire day and didn't find one that worked. Some people might not also be tech savvy or don't know where to look for livestreams. Also, I think the woman behind Jamie is Claire and it was the sun/filming technique that made her hair appear lighter.

yeah im such a dick for making a livestream of my starz channel and posting the link on here multiple times and it’s accessible worldwide and legitimately doesn’t involve anything beyond clicking play and having an internet connection and maybe a facebook account

and im so rude to have also uploaded both low and high quality versions of the clip later on the blog

and that woman is blond look at the screencaps it’s not claire. no amount of sun or filming technique would make her entire head of hair not only longer but b l o n d e

This perfect friend of mine gave me these flower and wrote me a sweet letter and my heart is happy. I want y’all to read the letter it’s so cute! It says: “I think the lines “to act sincerely, to choose thoughtfully” describe you most because you put so much thought into details that you know will make others happy. You go out if your way to make someone feel special and it’s always coming from the most sincere place in your heart. I chose these flowers because they’re petite and feminine but make a statement just like you. They also remind me of your unique spirit that makes everyone want to get to know you.”

my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch


"My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. "

"why do you always wear black"
cause i’m ready for ur funeral bitch

A Letter to a Girl with a New Crush

Dear me,

So you like someone.

Fascinating. I haven’t had a crush for a while. He must be pretty cool guy, since you have pretty high standards after the last few guys ended up being jerks. The fun thing about crushes are that they’re easier to get over—the other person isn’t reciprocating any feelings, so the only thing you risk is embarrassment. You just get over feelings, not a person.

Now what are you going to do?

Well, if I know myself well, you’re going to do most of the following:

  1. Decide to follow Auntie Sparknotes’ guide to flirting and stare at the guy like a psycho.
  2. Decide to be “subtle” and not tell your friends.
  3. Tell your friends anyway.
  4. Ask the poor guy weird questions just to get a chance to talk to him.
  5. Start getting ridiculous whenever you think he can hear you because you want him to notice you, so of course you want to be so obnoxious that he flees the scene in horror funny.


If this guy is worth it, you’re going to want to do the opposite of everything you’ve been doing currently. Don’t change yourself—I’m not hinting at that. But since this crush is new, you have time to assess the situation and avoid damage. Feelings haven’t taken over yet. I’m going to give you a few tips for the future—please listen to them. You are going to want to go back to being that ridiculous girl again, and remember: no one is going to want to date the psycho girl.

Tip #1: Go look at his facebook profile right now.

Yeah, I said it.

Stalk that boi. Look at every photo he’s ever posted or been tagged in and feel a sense of shame creep over you as you realize just how weird this is. Look at the awkward family reunion pictures he’s tagged in and cringe for him. No girl should look at these and swoon. This is creepy—does he want you looking at these? Are you creepy? No to the first question, yes to the second.

Understand just how stalkerish this is, and then if the crush worsens, you’ve already stalked his profile. There’s nothing new to see. You’ll remember how uncomfortable it felt and decide you don’t want to violate him anymore. Just take a look at his interests and maybe tailor your own profile to match him a little bit. Y’know.

Tip #2: Write up a contract and swear you won’t tell your friends until a certain date.

Overkill? Maybe. But you’ll thank yourself later if your friends are the type to tease you, make suggestive jokes, and give you bad relationship advice. If you think they won’t approve or they’ll never let you live it down, it’s a good idea to keep this on the down-low.

Yes, you’re going to be dying to tell them in about a week.

Don’t do it.

Don’t even tell them you like anyone.

Write down all the terrible things they’ll do when they know and write a date at the bottom—if you still like the guy after this long, you’ll tell your friends.

Tip #3: Come up with boundaries.

Boundaries as in: I will not make eye contact with him more than 3 times a day.

Stupid, yes, but think about it: if a boy kept looking at you, you’d start over-analyzing it. Think about the fact that a guy might notice too. He’ll feel pretty uncomfortable if he doesn’t like you back. So go into this being cautious. Make sure you’re NOT obvious about affections if you have a bad history of obvious crushes.

Don’t tell yourself that “oh, I’ll just flirt a little because I WANT him to know I like him.” Hmm. Do you really? How awkward would it be if he knew? If you have a sinking feeling about it, be careful. Be as subtle as you possibly can while still treating yourself to a few mid-class back-of-the-head stares.

Tip #4: Remember what an awesome girlfriend you’d make.

Okay, listen. Let’s get real.

If you had a boyfriend, you’d make him feel special. You’d buy him candy, hold his hand, laugh at his jokes, sit with him when he’s sad, let him sleep on you, give him space when he needs it, give him advice, be his best friend, believe in him, take him on fun dates, kiss him, run your hands through his hair, tell him what you like about him, make him smile every day, be the best duo-team of awesome the world has ever seen.

I’m not gonna lie—you’d be the best girlfriend ever in the whole world. So if this guy doesn’t want to date you, who’s loss is it? Totally his. Guess he doesn’t want the best girlfriend ever.

Hon, you’re beautiful. Don’t even wake up wondering if he’ll like your hair or your earrings or your shirt. Do you. Look pretty for yourself because you feel awesome. If you love your hair and your eyes and your sexy butt, he will too.

Be happy. Guys dig that.

Smile and make jokes and be fun. Do it because being happy makes you happy, not him. Stop thinking about what he’ll think about you and know that you can be happy without him—so crush on him, daydream about how cute a couple you’d make, doodle pictures of you holding his hand, be a dreamer. But make this crush different. Be an awesome you, and make sure he sees it. Flirt a little, have fun, and be his friend before anything else.

;) You’re supermegafoxyawesomehot and so is your crush. Just… don’t tell him that. Yet. Wait until you become the most awesome duo-team the world has ever seen.




   This is what I am now.

               And you’ll never know who I was before.