What the fuck did I just read about me..
The Virgo woman is the chaste kind of woman. This is not due to her being born like this, but to her being educated in this spirit. This is exactly where her charm comes from. It results from this inner conflict between her fear of sin and the ease with which she commits it.
Don’t listen to Virgo woman’s endless critics and don’t pay attention to her various fears…! Her cleaning the whole house five minutes before her suitors knock at her door shouldn’t influence you. Her interior purity, which cannot find some other ways of expressing itself, accounts for all this.
If you stimulate the Virgo woman a little (not mentally, but erotically), you’ll discover a pure inner beauty, always ready to sacrifice herself in the name of conceptions and preconceived ideas. Devoting herself entirely to you, the Virgo woman will make you feel as if you were the absolute God of all human pleasures.
The Virgo woman cures all sufferings - just look at her harmonious legs, at her thighs that ask for slightly nasty touches, at that waist with a provocative girdle, at her beautifully shaped breasts, in a line which is neither childish nor mature, at her cameo-like neck, with her Renaissance curls that make you shiver at their slightest move. It is especially when she bends like a tired tiger cat that the Virgo woman reveals a sort of feminity, which is peerless even compared to the Aries woman. Let her go crazy a little because of your coming to a date with your tousled shirt - it’s her way of showing you how much she loves you and how much she wants you to be the perfect of your couple, not her.