ashishorny said:

ARE YOU STILL DOING TOP SIX STUFF? TOP SIX FILTHY LINES BEN HAS SAID TO LESLIE THANNNNKKKKKSSSSS LOVE YOU.

I AM ALWAYS DOING THEM. HEAR THAT PEOPLE? KEEP ‘EM COMING. 

I swear I’ve done something like this before, but I can’t find it. I didn’t want to copy myself again, but oh well. We’re gonna risk it! 

Okay so this turned into porny drabbles, because of course it did. I blame Ben. 

Read More

anonymous said:

According to Twitter, it's national sit on my face day. I feel like this would be a holiday been would gladly participate in

Ben is all about the sex holidays. Sit on my face day, reverse cow girl day, on the kitchen counter day, fuck your wife from behind while she lists all the presidents in alphabetical order day, make her ride you while she wears nothing but a blazer day, fuck your wife because she’s the cutest government employee in all of Indiana, probably america and possibly the world day.

Leslie’s pretty sure he made the last three up, but you know how she feels about holidays. 

Text
Photo
Quote
Link
Chat
Audio
Video