carter: I’m just saying that if you and Cate ever want a baby, I promised you back in high school I would save my swimmers for you. caitlin: That’s a flattering offer but I think Jesse promised Cate the same thing or something and we not in baby zone at all. carter: But seriously Caitlin, you’re more than my best friend. You know how the Greeks believed that Zeus split the humans in half and we spend our entire lives looking for our other halves? You’re my other half. caitlin: Wow you are so very drunk. Let’s get you home. carter: No, no, no. I’m only like sorta drunk. Still sober enough to tell you that you’re my other half and mean it. Other half. Me and you. Gay beards for life.