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I’m afraid of butterflies.

Generally speaking, this fear doesn’t really affect my day-to-day life, especially living in NYC, which is fairly inhospitable to life in general.

Today I had every intention of sitting on my roof and reading a book. Unfortunately, when I got on the roof, a large butterfly was patrolling the roof top, filling me with nauseating fear that it might get me. So I retreated indoors and gave up. 

In honor of this humiliating moment, I googled “world’s largest butterfly” and found this horrifying video. 

I have a fear of butterflies which is dumb and I’m trying to get over it so I saw this one at the garden centre and got close enough to take this photo, then it flew towards me and I freaked and ran indoors

Alright. Let's just set one thing straight.

I want to make this perfectly clear to all of you for future reference.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST OR REBLOG PICTURES GIFS VIDEOS ETC OF BUTTERFLIES, I AM GOING TO UNFOLLOW YOU.

The only case in which I would not unfollow you after catching those HORRID creatures on my dash is if I deem your blog Super Panda Coffee.

DON’T TEST ME THOUGH.

NO MOTHS. NO BUTTERFLIES.

AND NO PORN EITHER. 

THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING. 

IT’S A SIMPLE REQUEST. 

I WOULD LIKE TO SCROLL THROUGH MY DASH WITHOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK PLEASE. 

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