Bobby Crawford and Kieran Collier - “Legos (Unfinished Masterpieces)”

"Taking apart legos is like giving a blow job to someone you hate… Sometimes, you have to use your teeth."

A group piece from Emerson College, during semifinals at the 2013 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.


This full-scale X-Wing fighter is eleven feet tall and 43 feet long with a 44-foot wingspan… and made entirely out of LEGO.

Some stats on the model, courtesy of Gizmodo:

  • Contains 5,335,200 LEGO bricks
  • Weighs 45,979.61 pounds (including bricks and steel infrastructure)
  • Height: 11 feet / 3.35 meters
  • Length: 43 feet / 13.1 meters
  • Wingspan: 44 feet / 13.44 meters
  • 32 builders spent 17,336 hours (about 4 months) to construct