THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE MOST CONFUSING THINGS ON THIS WHOLE WIDE LAND MASS WE CALL EARTH. YOU OPEN THIS BAG AND OUT COMES THIS NASTY, ASS-LIKE ODOR. THEN, YOU REACH YOUR HAND IN AND PULL OUT A CHIP AND IT IS THE COLOR OF A DIRTY ASSHOLE. SO ALL SIGNS ARE POINTING TO ASS HOLE AS YOU INCH THIS GOD FORSAKEN CHIP INTO YOUR MOUTH. FIRST YOU’RE HIT WITH A BITTER COFEE TASTE. LIKE HOTEL COFEE. THEN COMES THAT MOTHERFUCKIN CINNAMON. AND AS THE CINNAMON SNEAKS IN, THE TASTE ACTUALLY ISN’T THAT BAD. BUT WHOOOAH THERE, THE CINNAMON FLAVOR IS SHORT LIVED. BACK COMES THAG CHEAP BITTER ASS COFFEE, COMING IN FOR ANOTHER ROUND. THEN AS YOU CRUNCH, YOUR BRAIN GETS ALL SORTS OF MIXED FEELINGS. LIKE IS THIS A CHIP. OR. AM I DRINKING A MEDIOCRE STARBUCKS DRINK. ITS SORTA SALTY TOO. THIS FUCKIN FOOD IS LIKE A WHIRLWIND OF GOOD AND BADS. THEN YOU TURN THE BAG AROUND AND READ THIS FUCKIN LOVE NOTE FROM THE CREATOR, NAMED CHAD. WOW CHAD. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOUR CONFUSING ASS CHIP-DRINK.