laugh

me as a parent
  • *husband kids and i are in the car on a road trip and listening to songs from our generation*
  • me:*hears good girls starting to play*
  • me:oh honey do you remember how obsessed I was with this band
  • husband:you sure were, but you love me more than them
  • husband:kids this song defined your mother when we were caught
  • me:DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO
  • me:SHES A GOOD GIRL , SHES DADDY FAVORITE
  • me:*looks back at kids and points to husband*
  • husband:SHE SAID TO ME FORGET WHAT YOURE TAUGHT CUS GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT HAVENR BEEN CAUGHT
  • me:*jumps out of car bc jamming too hard*
  • husband:your mother was crazy for that band
  • kids:...
  • me:i was in love with the one that had all this colorful hair and a eyebrow piercing
  • me:OMG HES PLAYING NOW
  • me:she's a good girl, a straight a student, she's really into all that self improvement
  • me:*calum voice*"I swear she loves in that library"
  • husband:but if ask her she'll say
  • me:"that's where you'll find me"
  • kids:.......
  • me:CUS IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM WHERE NOBODY LOOKS SHE'L BE WITH HER BOYFRIEND *points at husband*
  • husband:she's not reading books
  • me:SHE SAID TO ME FORGET WHAT YOU THOUGHT CUS GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT HAVENT BEEN CAUGHT
I know I shouldn’t say this, there is a very large part of my brain telling me to stop talking right now but, I’ve missed you. There is nobody on this earth that can make me laugh the way you do, and I don’t think life is worth living when there isn’t anyone who can make you laugh. And God knows how happy you make me, I mean you can be a pain in the arse sometimes but having you sitting next to me, calling you a friend, that makes everything so much simpler, and I miss that. I miss you.
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Me (midnight thoughts)