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anonymous asked:

Headcanons game: dirty dancing au for tsoa?

okay, first things first, watching this movie for the first time with a tsoa au in my head has RUINED ME i hope you’re happy

  • patroclus as baby and achilles as johnny pleASE pat shows up with his family at this summer camp for rich assholes and he is not expecting much from this, at all. but then he finds his way to the staff quarters and follows the music to a room full of people dancing with each other in such an intimate sexual way and his eyes practically pop out of his innocent little head
  • and one of the dancers is just unbelievable, the way he looks and the way he moves, and patroclus can’t take his eyes off him. he wishes it was him the man was dancing with instead of that beautiful woman, but he knows he doesn’t really have a chance
  • EXCEPT THAT HE DOES, bc the guy comes over right after the dance finishes and introduces himself as achilles and then he’s pulling patroclus onto the dance floor and teaching him how to dance like that, and his hands are all over patroclus’s body and patroclus is allowed to put his hands all over achilles’s body, and achilles’s hips are doing this thing that should really be illegal and patroclus is basically hanging on for dear life and it’s the best night he’s ever had
  • soon it comes out that deidameia, achilles’s dance partner, is pregnant by her piece of shit ex and she can only schedule the abortion for a day when she has to do a performance. guess who fills in for her and dances with achilles. i’ll give u one guess
  • there’s only a few days to get patroclus’s dancing up to par so he has to spend every spare minute in close proximity with achilles. o k this is fine no problems here at all. also, it’s really hot so sometimes achilles takes off his shirt before they dance which is absolute torture, is achilles doing this to him on purpose??? (spoiler alert he definitely is)
  • the performance goes pretty well and after that they!!! get!!! together!!!
  • achilles being insecure about patroclus’s feelings for him because he’s used to being used for easy sex by men and women staying at the resort :(((
  • patroclus genuinely caring for achilles but being unwilling to tell his dad about their relationship because he’s never been accepting of patroclus’s sexual orientation or really anything about patroclus :(((
  • but!!! patroclus standing up for achilles when he’s accused of theft even though it means revealing that they’re together! achilles telling him that even though he still lost his job it meant the world to him that patroclus cares about him enough to do that!!! because he’s never been cared about that way before!!!! i am a mess!!!!!
  • achilles coming back and defying his former bosses and telling everyone all about how amazing patroclus is before sweeping pat off his feet and dancing with him in front of his family and everyone and patroclus doesn’t even care what anyone thinks because he’s with achilles and that’s all he needs ok i’m ok

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it!

Awwww ❤️❤️#starsfamily from @stephenwsun with @repostapp — Ok last one for tonight. Sarah @sarahg_official @starsmodelmgmt and her mom @supermomsue7. We met exactly a year ago at last years CCA fashion show. We worked together shortly afterwards and its been awesome to see all the stuff she has done since then. Keep on doing your thing! #therestishistory #ccarts #cca2015 #florum #florummagazine #bts #starsmodel #starsmodelmgmt

Ep. 38

Ok one last episode for tonight wowow

HE ISNT DEAD YET

also matt’s dad is just there again

Joe has a brother?????

and they have this whole convo about being doctors

MEANWHILE…. “we’re not your real parents, Izzy” yes we know this already, he even knows… let us move on

wow this is like a 3 minute scene about this wowo

NOW THE PARENTS ARE POSSESSED?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK

AND THEYRE CHANTING

666 OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS A CHILDREN’S SHOW OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS

“HE’S BEEN TAKING STEROIDS” OH MY FUCKING GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“it’s good to have outside interests but i hope your school grades havent suffered” LMAO IZZY’S DAD

“I SURE WISH I BROUGHT THE CAMCORDER”  - MATT’S DAD, AS A FUCKING BUILDING IS VAPORIZED

SHOOT ARROWS AT THE CHILDREN

“MOM ISNT THAT A LITTLE CORNY” hOLY SHIT IZZY

THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO GET SHOT WITH ARROWS OH MY GOOD GOD

“WHAT IF YOU GET LIKE, DEAD OR SOMETHING??” YES I AGREE WITH THIS 

SHOOT THE BROTHERS

SHOOT THE CHILDREN

AND NOW THEY ARE HOLD HANDS LAMOOOO

SHOOT THE CHILDREN

and it was just a super evolving…. ok..

Im actually really excited to see my art work one these covers well excited, ok that was the last one for tonight goodnight Geekstarz :) #love #inspired #artcover #superman #unchained #evening #movie #comic #dccomics #dc #kalel #clarkkent #kent #art #artist #sketch #drawing #ideas #blank #variant #cover #moment #pencil #pen #marker #geekofsteel #geek #geekstar #geek