nicoshadow said:

but coffeeshop au where piper has a slot every tuesday and spends each second of it on the tiny stage, singing like a siren and bringing in the crowds. jason works for an air-travel company and always finds time to squeeze in a song or two on his lunchbreak, paying rapt attention, front row, centre. and more often than not, piper forgets the lyrics or jason orders too many cups of coffee because there's a cute, elfish barista, tinkering with the coffee machines and cursing in fluent spanish uwu

YES PLS

like imagine if one tuesday piper doesn’t come in because shes sick or something and jason is all upset and leo notices so he goes over and gives jason a coffee and a muffin on the house and they get to talking and leo is shamelessly flirting with him, then the next tuesday both of them are front row at pipers performance and she can hardly get through her set because of the looks the boys send her way.

itsjasongraecus said:

Jasiperleo for the ship thinggy

oh my god you get me they are my ot3 of everything

Who’s the messiest one: piper - both jason and leo threaten to kick her out bc as soon as they clean things up, she manages to completely destroy it all 
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: jASON bless his little heart and piper and leo are the most corrupting individuals. leo isnt even that big of a fan of PDA either but he loves to engage to get jason all flustered flustered!jason really turns him on
Who’s the funniest drunk: tie between jason and piper tbh but drunk!jason is the sweetest ok he just wants to make sure everyone is okay and he goes around asking how everyone is doing and if they every need anything, to just ask him bc he loves them and wants them to be happy (drunk piper)
Who texts the most: they all text each other so much ok, they have a group chat and jason is always sending messages to see how their days are going and asking if they need anything picked up and piper sends them pics of what she’s doing or eating or whatever and leo is constantly just sending random messages that sometimes get on their nerves but end up cheering them up and putting little smiles on their faces
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: jason, he goes from total dudebro pump-up “pressing 200lbs like its nothing” music or total top 40 trash. piper and leo are CONSTANTLY admonishing about his music taste lol
Who reads the most: jason, he’s total harry potter, LOTR, eragon nerd ok. he also likes a little bit of poetry, but not as much as piper
Who’s better with kids: jason is literally the only one who’s good with kids out of the three and he is SOOOOO good with kids. he’s such a big softie and omg kids love him and he loves them 
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: leeeooo but he’s always making his own tweaks to the stuff and piper and jason have a hell of a time trying to get things to work after leo has “fixed” them sometimes they call annabeth to do the simple jobs without telling leo just so they dont have to deal with leo personalizations
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: jason and leo like to attend conventions bc they’re fucking nerds and they drag piper along. she pretends to hate it but she actually loves seeing jason and leo being cute fucking losers
Who cooks and who cleans up: leo cooks but jason BAKES (which makes up for the conventions in piper’s opinion) and they both force piper to clean but piper normal bribes them to clean too (she pays in sexual favours)

send me a ship!

I hate it when I see someone talking about ship I don’t support but then one sentence hits me so hard that a part of my brain flips on and says ‘you now love this ship.You will sacrifice your life to this ship. Now like this post and move on to the next one while knowing that you support this ship” And I go through the rest of my life supporting all of these ships because of a headcannon or art picture or even the name.

kenzwrites said:

"You always do this!"

Casper let out a big laugh. “But it’s so fun seeing you get frustrated,” he said in between his giggles. Casper always appeared in Levi’s room whenever he was masturbating. Levi was always frustrated at him when Casper appeared there just looking at him laughing like an idiot. His cheeks flushed red but probably by now Levi was used to it happening. Maybe he still tried just for Casper to see? Who knows, Casper didn’t. “Nothing is private in this house, you know.” Giving a wink to Levi and with that he was gone.

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anonymous said:

Lasper!

YES you get me anon

Who kills the bugs; its definitely piper bc the boys are weak. they’ll call piper into the room when they see a bug and she’ll just roll her eyes at the losers make quick work of it and they’ll thank her profusely and honestly what the heck would they do without her
Who hogs the sheets; pipeeeeeeeeeeeeer and leo doesnt really mind bc he’s like a natural heater and doesnt really need a blanket but jason is just kind of left to be cold and he’s too jason grace to say anything but its ok bc they all kind of gravitate to the middle of the bed during the night anyway and it just ends in a big cuddle pile and they’re all warm and cozy and happy and safe and this is my biggest fluff ship ever

Who hates mornings; that would be piper. jason gets up first and makes breakfast and watches the news and probably reads the newspaper wearing his glasses bc he’s jason grace. leo always gets up not too long after him and devours his breakfast and jason kisses him on the cheek as a good morning and hands him the remote so he can put on the cartoons. then they both devise a plan on how to get piper out of bed that specific day. most likely they end up jumping on the bed until she says “you better have my fucking tea ready or you’re going to pay” with her eyes still stubbornly shut and blankets pulled up to her chin. jason and leo both kiss her on opposing cheeks before leaving to prepare her tea. and if she’s not awake, they will start tickling her bc piper is the most ticklish person ever

Who’s cranky before they had their coffee; leo, he needs his coffee in the morning more as a routine than anything else but if he doesnt get it, he’ll be grumbly all day
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law; the only one whose mother is alive is piper and both the boys are very intimidate by aphrodite bc she adores them both and they dont know what to do with all her fawning, especially jason
Who drives; jason - he will never ever give the keys to leo or piper after hearing all their stories from wilderness school and how they used to sneak out to take the bus driving or how they “borrowed” a teacher’s car for the night to go see a movie in reno

Who gets horny in awkward public places; p i p e r and she really knows how to get the boys going and they’re all uncomfortable bc they’re in public and piper is just happy with all the power she has over them

Who had a scene phase; pipermcleanwasascenekidandnoonewilleverconvincemeotherwise
Who wore braces; piper and she was not happy about it bc the only reason she got them was bc her dad’s assistant said it was essential for her dad’s “image”
Who got bullied; piper (canon) - jason probably got teased a lot in cj for being a son of jupiter in the fifth cohort  but it wasnt any sort of bullying and leo always managed to avoid the bullies by kind of using his humour (which kind of made him one of them)

Who collects weird knick-knacks; jason and all his hp merch

send me a ship!

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anonymous said:

I would just like to say that you and cedric got me shipping lasper super hard. I would be stoked if you could do the headcanon meme thing for them :)

 WE DID????????? *screams*

welcome to the dark side anon - and by the dark side i mean the side where we constantly sigh over how dorky and fluffy these losers actually are

  • makes the bed in the mornings

jason who happens to be the biggest neat freak who happens to be in a relationship with the two biggest anti-neat freaks

  • is the bigger cuddler

i honestly think its a tie between all of them bc like they all love to cuddle - only leo will never admit to it 

  • does the laundry

probably jason bc of the whole “neatfreak in a relationship with two anti-neatfreaks”

  • flirts the most

piper, she’s terribLE - but the boys love it 

  • shops for groceries

jason and piper mostly, leo doesnt really care what he eats. piper goes to make sure that they get vegetarian safe stuff and jason likes to make sure that they dont have just junk food bc the one time leo and piper went grocery shopping together and the only aisle they went in was the junk food aisle

  • comes home drunk at 3am

piper for sure and she’ll wake up jason and leo just bc she’s an asshole and leo will throw a pillow at her and she’ll just start talking their ears off and eventually they’re all awake and having deep convos about the meaning of life at 4am

  • cooks meals 

leo is actually a pretty decent cook so when him and jason work together they can create magic - although jason is a better baker than cook. piper isnt really complaining tbh

  • gets upset during mario kart

pipeR AND LEO HAVE THE BIGGEST ARGUMENTS OVER MARIO CART AND JASON IS JUST OFF TO THE SIDE TRYING TO GET THEM TO CALM DOWN BEFORE THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF 

  • starts the fights

probably piper - jason’s really awkward about conflict and kinda just wants everyone to be happy and leo doesnt really care which can get on their nerves.

  • initiates duets

PIPER AND JASON ARE DISNEY NERDS AND LEO HATES IT BC THEY WILL BE SITTING ON THE COUCH SINGING I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS AND HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO FINISH WHATEVER PROJECT HE’S WORKING ON BUT ITS REALLY HARD WITH ALL THE SINGING IN THE APARTMENT GOING ON 24/7

  • falls asleep first

hmmmmm that would probably be piper but she only falls asleep really fast if she’s cuddled up between the two boys

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