LARRY SHIPPERS JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
  • So basically there are four types of DIRECTIONERS
  • The Motherly Ones:"Oh my babies stop growing please you precious children."
  • The Savages:"OMFG FUCK ME NOW. RIGHT HERE. I'M READY."
  • The Cryers:"Nothings fine I'm - *uncontrollable sobbing*"
  • and The Angry Ones:"Fml. I hate this fucking boyband."
  • But then we have us Larry Shippers who are somehow all four. At the same time.
  • Larry Shippers:"Harry and Louis my loves I'll stand by you forever #bravery. But seriously JUST FUCK ALREADY. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKE TAPE IT PLEASE. Wait can I be invited? Holy shit my feels Larry threesome someone write a fic. Omg more matching tattoos I just *cries* no stop Louis dont look at him like that! *cries more* height differen- FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU TWO I HATE YOU. STUPID FUCKING PERFECT ADORABLE BOYFRIENDS I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT BYE.
After Twitter Fight
  • Louis:"THIS IS RIDICULOUS"
  • Harry:"I know Lou"
  • Louis:"HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT"
  • Harry:"It's fine, just.."
  • Louis:"NO IT'S NOT. I HATE THEM HARRY. I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL"
  • Harry:"LOUIS!"
  • Louis:"WHAT?!"
  • Harry:"Just lay down and relax ok everything is gonna be fine"
  • Louis:*sighs*
  • Harry:*pets Louis' hair*"Wanna see something funny?"
  • Louis:.......
  • Harry:*shows Louis instagram picture*
  • Louis:"Harry Wtf is that."
  • Harry:"A tip jar!!!!"
  • Louis:
  • Harry:
  • Louis:
  • Harry:
  • Louis:*erupts into laughter*
  • Harry:*smiles*
  • Louis:"You're so dumb"
  • Harry:"I know"
  • Louis:"Thank you for staying up with me"
  • Harry:"Always"
  • Louis:"I love you Harry"
  • Harry:"I love you too Lou"
MANAGEMENT REALLY NEEDS TO LET LARRY OUT ALREADY

Like if it’s the money they’re worried about then they should make Harry and Louis write a book about their history as a couple.

Like holy shit.

I’d buy the fuck out of that.

AND THEN THE BOOK WOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE OMFG LARRY STYLINSON: THE REAL STORY, COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU. IMAGINE THE TRAILER WITH ALL THE LARRY MOMENTS SINCE THE BEGINNING I JUST OHMYGOD SOMEONE STOP ME.

When someone interrupts me while I'm reading fanfiction
  • Them:"Hey"
  • What I want to say:"Are you fucking serious right now wtf are you doing can't you see I'm busy reading my fic I've been waiting like 10 years for this goddamn chapter you asshole they're about to have sex and I was in the mood but you ruined it with your 'hey' bullshit now I'll have to go back and try to refeel my feels do you have any idea what you've just done I should skin you."
  • What I actually say:"....hey"
LARRY THOUGHTS WHILE CLUBBING
  • Harry:Walk into the club like what up I gotta big cock. And I'm gonna grind it against my bf cuz he's so fucking hot. UNF. Wait what who's this blonde girl. Yo imma let you finish but Louis has some of the best moves of all time. OF ALL TIME.
  • Louis:sssssseeeeeeexxxxxxx. hhhhaaaaarrrrryyyy. noooooowwww.
  • YES OH- wat. Who the hell.... Girl back da fuck up. What are you even doing. BITCH YOU RUINED MY BONER. I'm so done with blondes. That's it dance off let's go.
SO DONE WITH THE MEDIA
  • Harry gets up close and personal with a girl.
  • Media:"Broken hearts everywhere cuz he's so into her cuz she's a girl and they're gonna get married. Cuz she's a girl"
  • Harry gets way more up close and way more personal with Louis.
  • Media:"Omg such a cute bromance that's all it is cuz Louis' a guy. They're just friends cuz Louis' a guy and gay is not ok."
Mario Kart (Larry)
  • Game:3. 2. 1. Start!
  • .........
  • Harry:"Dude I'm kicking your aaaassss"
  • Louis:"Shut up Harry I'm only second place"
  • Harry:"Heh heh heh heh heh heh"
  • Louis:*pauses game*
  • Harry:"Hey!"
  • Louis:"Last place gives first place a blow job"
  • Harry:"Wha....Lou that's not fair!'
  • Louis:"Rules are rules"
  • Harry:"But I...."
  • Louis:*unpauses game*
  • Harry:"Ugh. DAMMIT LOUIS" *sits back and watches himself lose*
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