L: “Light-kun, what color is this dress?”

Light: Dammit, it’s a trap. If I say blue and black, would that increase my percentage of being Kira? But if I lie and I say that it looks gold and white, would he catch that and increase my percentage anyway? Damn him.

Light: *small chuckle* “What for? Are you planning on wearing it?”

L: “5% chance of being Kira.”

Light: Son of a–