koschei-and-theta

Anytime you feel sad, just remember that the Third Doctor novel “Deadly Reunion” from 2003 contains this quote:

Doctor: “I’ll have you know, Jo, that in my younger days, my much younger days, I played lead perigosto stick for the Gallifrey Academy Hot Five - until the Faculty closed us down. The Master was on drums.”

I have gotten so much joy just occasionally remembering this tidbit.

Theta at the Academy though. Theta sharing a room with Koschei and telling him all about monsters that live under beds and grap your ankles until they both can’t sleep and suddenly they hear a weird noise in the distance and they both jump up and panic and run up to Ushas’ room and bang at her door to let them in. And she is still awake  - because she has an important science project she has to work on and you really should at least get started with that Theta. And why are you two cretins such big babies anyway? You behave like sixty-year-olds! 

So they stay in her room while she has to go looking under their beds (she has no idea why she still does that  to herself, really) and when she returns to her room they both are lying on her bed, fast asleep. And she just rolls her eyes and finishes her science project, because this has become a regular thing by now. And if there was a blanket thrown over  them by the time they wake up the next morning she sure has no idea how it got there. But she does tell them it will be the last time she does anything for them. Just like the time before. 

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Listen To Time

Theta/Koschei rewrite of the Gallifrey scene in 'Listen'

 ”That day. You’re right it hurts, but it is also unique don’t you think, Theet? Right there you could have seen everything. Every way, every possibility and the entire universe as one whole thing. You can’t even see it, but you just know you do see it. That’s what we are you know. We have the advantage and responsibility of knowing.….You can be scared. Fear makes you more alert, but I won’t be. I saw it all. The power, the chaos and what we could do with that knowledge.” Koschei said on the edge of quickly and let his head roll to face his best friend. “You can fear instead of me and call me if it’s too much. I will take it back.”

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Anonymous asked you:

Theta Sigma running a brief stint of a Prydonian radio show and gushing about how hot Koschei is. BOOM, crossover. A little bit.

Note to self: Never ever use those coloured pens again, you will spend an hour editing it on photoshop to make it look less crappy.

But yessssss, this was an amazing request anon. Theta is the academy’s news announcer. But he gets kicked off for playing inappropriate songs.

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