klaine-for-bls

Dear Ryan Murphy,

After all of this

I want my fucking

Notebook 

reunion

and it better

be

fucking

EPIC

l WANT THE RAIN

I WANT THE GRABBING AND JUMPING

AND I WANT DESPERATE KISSING

AND “IT WAS NEVER OVER”

thanks

this had better bring about a bunch of fic of

a) blaine’s plots for kurt to stay in town to get more and more obscure and ridiculous and obvious even though he totally has no idea that krut knows,

b) kurt watching disney movies as a bb and imagining himself marrying all the various princes and perhaps he has a particular soft spot for eric and he doesn’t realize the connection to blaine the first time but then he and blaine sit down and watch the little mermaid together and kurt is like :o

“but kurt, we have to go to the lima bean tomorrow!”

“blaine, seriously? we’ve been there like six days this week. what is it this time?”

“tomorrow is important because, uh…it’s free coffee day.”

“really.”

and then blaine has to go to the lima bean and pay them in advance for kurt’s drink and buy everyone in line’s drink too to keep up the ruse, but it’s worth it for rich kid blaine anderson

gingerrdick-deactivated20141128 asked:

But what if we get Klaine kisses in Chris's episode.

I imagine if Chris had to turn in some sort of wishlist for his episode it might have looked something like this… 

  • Downton Abbey guest stars
  • Every Kurt-focused scene involving a bed and therefore pajama only wardrobe. 
  • Blaine rising to fame in Diet Coke commercial and being compensated with a lifetime supply, thus providing an in-plot excuse for Kurt to be drinking one in every scene
  • At least one Darren solo featuring posterior-centric choreography
  • Kurt and Blaine adopt Brian a cat. 
  • Casual hello and goodbye kisses, showing the normalcy of small intimate exchanges between them

Okay, maybe that last one was mine.

it looks like Kurt and Blaine are headed towards an understandable break-up because of distance and a lack of communication

suddenly Blaine cheats

it looks like Kurt and Blaine are headed towards being comfortable with one another again and are going to talk about their relationship for real before deciding to be friends

suddenly Burt has cancer

COULD YOU STOP THROWING IN STUPID ASS PLOT TWISTS THAT ARE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY?