kismesisses

Tavros and John as kismesisses
  • John:i'm not a homosexual, you perv!
  • Tavros:hOMOSEXUAL IS NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO THIS SITUATION,
  • John:yeah right!
  • John:i know about your weird alien hatelove.
  • John:stop hitting on me!
  • Tavros:oH MY GOD, wE'RE JUST HAVING AN ARGUMENT, yOU ASS,
  • Tavros:aND EVEN IF I WAS HYPOTHETICALLY HITTING ON YOU,
  • Tavros:i'M NOT A HUMAN BOY, wITH A HUMAN BOY REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM,
  • Tavros:sO TECHNICALLY HOMOSEXUAL IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN BE,
  • John:it doesn't matter!
  • John:you call yourself a dude, right?
  • Tavros:uHH, yES,
  • John:then stop pushing your alien romance on me!
  • John:i'm not attracted to dudes, okay?
  • Tavros:yOU, aRE DEFINITELY THE WORST HUMAN,
  • Tavros:yOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN dAVE, wHO ALWAYS SOMEHOW MADE ME FEEL LIKE A LOSER,
  • Tavros:yOURE WORSE THAN KARKAT,
  • John:i am not!
  • Tavros:yOU'RE WORSE THAN eRIDAN,
  • John:i don't even know who that is!
  • Tavros:wELL, iF YOU DID, yOU WOULD DEFINITELY FEEL VERY INSULTED,
  • Tavros:aS THAT BURN WAS MOST COMPLETELY RUTHLESS,
  • John:oh, okay, i'll pretend to be insulted about your insult that was so awful i couldn't even understand it.
  • Tavros:fUCK yOU,
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The first chart is what I’m seeing all over right now.

The last chart is for you to make your own!

There are so many different options!! Homestuck, we need to sort out our Quadrants for Gog’s sake.

Hetalia… Whovians… Supernatural.. What do you think?

And who else will fill the blank spots?

kanayamaryam asked:

Rate Kanaya, and me, please, perhaps! ^u^ (also omg where do you get that aradia picture i know what i'm doing to my brother's computer)

YAY CHARACTERS!
Character: meh | okay | sweet | cute | adorable | hot | THEY ARE MY BBY KAY?

Icon: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | asdghjkl

Url: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Sidebar: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Theme: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Posts: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Overall:  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |10

Following: yes | no, sorry | i am now | forever and ever

And here’s the pic itself

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  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):please dont pee on my butt
  • Lawanda (LoneWolf):Nope, too late. It will happen. I'll do it in your sleep.
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):please
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):please dont bring your vagina
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):anywhere
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):near my butt
  • Lawanda (LoneWolf):I'm sorry, but it must be done.
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):wanda
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):i will shove lil cal so far up your vagina
  • Daddy Kenni t('w' t):that it will take nine months to get him out

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MM: Aaaaaalright! Time to start cranking out some ans^w^ers, ^y^ou’^v^e all had to ^w^ait on Regent’s laz^y^ ass for long enough!

WR: Hey! I’m not lazy! …It’s just that there’s a /lot/ of those relationship asks and I suck at answering them.

MM: ^W^ell then, shut up an’ lemme do it for ^y^ou!

WR: .l

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Okay so way back when, Wanda and I wrote a story with us as characters as well as my old best friend, my ex, and my older brother as our team, in a zombie apocalypse. However, we’ve recently cut ties with all of them, and decided to pick the story back up.

So with that, I’m proud to introduce the original chapter one

of The Five Who Probably Won’t Survive

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WERE LIKE SCREAMING AND JUST YELLING “I CDANT IHAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN”\ ON WANDAS BEHALF vAND “PISS ON ME FUCKING PISS ON ME” ON MINE

AND WERE WWATCHING THEM WE FUCKING MARRIED THE CHARACTERS

IM CRY OING IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

WE MADE THE TEXT THE EXACT COLORS OF THE PICTURES 

OH MY GOD WE TYPED LIMKE NOEZ AND OMG LOLZ SMEXY AND 

PISS ON ME OH MY GOID WE WERE WEEBS IM GONNA DIE

what

oh ym god me and wanda are watching our old fanvideos from when we liked twilight

and oh my god the animu pictures

oh my god the self inserting

oh my god the -sensei -chan desu yo

im gonna pee my pants we were such weebs