Friend: UGO came out with a list counting down Fighting Game’s 25 Hottest Women. You won’t believe who was #1.
Sarus: Fuck yeah! Chun-Li!
Me: Cammy got second place! Nice!
Friend: It’s disgusting. Why make a list of video game’s hottest women? So demeaning.
Me: ……All I got from that is that you want me to make a list of Fighting Game’s 25 Hottest Men. Did anyone else hear that?
Sarus: Pretty sure that’s what he wants, cause that’s what I heard.
Me: Thought so. I can make that in a heart beat.
Friend: …….I hate you.