kimbleemiles

IM CHHOKING I PUT KIMBLEEMILES INTO THE FFANFIC GENERATOR THING BUT I CANT HANDLE THIS

When Kimblee woke up, he was in a shiny room. There was a Christmas house in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kimblee’s hand hurt. A lot.

The racist man came into the room. “I’m so frustrating!” he said. “You’re awake. My name is Miles. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken.”

Kimblee hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas house up and his hand was broken, he felt quite red, especially when he looked at Miles.

"Your hand must hurt incredibly," Miles said. "I think this will help." And he punched Kimblee several times. 

Now Kimblee felt very red indeed. He didn’t hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Miles. “I love you,” he said, and kissed Miles explosively.

"I love you too," said Miles. Just then, the chick ran into the room and nuzzled Kimblee’s dick. "I brought him home with us," Miles said.

"We’ll call him Miracle," Kimblee said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

i want to draw so many kimbleemiles scenes where it looks like theyre about to do something romantic but one of them fucks up the whole situation example:

kimblee and miles are standing on a bridge over a river, miles is standing next to the railing, kimblee looks deep into miles’ eyes and leans in for a kiss, kimblee pushes miles off the bridge and cackles madly

kimbleemiles headcanons

i like to think that whilst theyre in corridors that are completely empty and while miles is forced to stand guard over him they just have a sort of competition of who can come up with the most elaborate insult but they genuinely mean them and kimblee always gets posher and uses bigger words and miles just does the opposite and just says shit about twenty times in one insult and they always end up drawing because otherwise theyd actually sttart punching eachother

hmm early one morning miles is basically kimblees servant so hes getting miles to run around and make his breakfast for him but it turns out that miles is a really really shitty cook and kimblee is actually pretty good (after cooking up bombs for that long you get the gist of it) so miles burns all the toast completely on accident and puts not enough sugar in his coffee and kimble never asks him to do it ever again

occasionally when they cant be bothered to insult eachother they both just pull on eachothers ponytails (is miles’ even considered that?) like miles will always start it after hes having a particularly shitty day because hes not very good at coming up with insults when hes completely knackered so they both do that for a while until someone starts screaming in pain (usually miles)

shslfukiishimaru-deactivated201 asked:

give me ur kimbleemiles headcanons yo

i mostly ship it as a hateship but ok

i like to think that whilst theyre in corridors that are completely empty and while miles is forced to stand guard over him they just have a sort of competition of who can come up with the most elaborate insult but they genuinely mean them and kimblee always gets posher and uses bigger words and miles just does the opposite and just says shit about twenty times in one insult and they always end up drawing because otherwise theyd actually sttart punching eachother

hmm early one morning miles is basically kimblees servant so hes getting miles to run around and make his breakfast for him but it turns out that miles is a really really shitty cook and kimblee is actually pretty good (after cooking up bombs for that long you get the gist of it) so miles burns all the toast completely on accident and puts not enough sugar in his coffee and kimble never asks him to do it ever again

im sorry these look more like prompts but theyre fun ok

occasionally when they cant be bothered to insult eachother they both just pull on eachothers ponytails (is miles’ even considered that?) like miles will always start it after hes having a particularly shitty day because hes not very good at coming up with insults when hes completely knackered so they both do that for a while until someone starts screaming in pain (usually miles)