I followed you into the fun house of mirrors, it was so easy to surprise you in there and put my hand over your soft mouth as I plunged the needle into your neck. The fear in your eyes turned to confusion then unconsciousness, you went limp in my arms. I carried you out the back door, with my mask off and said to the ride operator.. it’s my wife she fainted.. as I took you to the van and laid you up in the back… your short sundress rising up and showing me your thin sweet thighs… but I will see more of them very soon… much more. I climb in the drivers seat and pull away into traffic… You’re mine now. All mine.

It’s at moments like this I would like to say “thank you Dexter” you taught me a lot over the years… and I am glad I have a thing for short thin ladies…. they are so much easier to carry.  

This was my submission to the state nail art competition!! The theme was “Old Hollywood” and I could not have had more fun creating this. Hollywood today is big name actor, big budget special fx, old Hollywood to me means low budget movies with bad acting, bad fx and very little plot. I present to you, KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!!! #iscoredanF+ #F+ #killerklownsfromouterspace #scifi #killerklowns #handpainted #nailart #nailcompetition #idowhatiwant #rudegirlnails #hellarude #oakland

I love to sneak into your home when you aren’t there and wait for you to return. I do my research very well. I know you live alone, I know you have a cat, I know you like Doir perfume, I know you like to wear Victoria secret lingerie and I know you are single. Oh did I forget to tell you? I know your name and your work place. They won’t miss you for a while, I already sent your work place an email saying you won’t be back till next week due to a death in the family… YOURS.