Pros and Cons of Phan Gaming Channel


  • Extra videos 
  • Phil says bad words ooHH
  • Literally a conjoined channel. they are not even trying to separate themselves anymore
  • phil hates losing so when dan wins we can see phil get mad which is fucking cute
  • they seem more genuine around each other
  • dan seems so much more open here


  • nothing???/?
  • nothing at all.
  • nope still can’t think of anything
  • so don’t complain about their new channel
  • shut up
  • enjoy
  • thanks

but why didn’t we get to see more of domestic life on the bus?

  • skye using up all the water while showering because “come on guys, I haven’t had a proper shower in ages I lived in a van" and everyone complaining because they live on a bus and there is a limited water supply
  • fitzsimmons having saturday movie nights on their own at first because that’s what they always did but then people slowly start joining and it’s a weekly tradition after
  • chore charts where ward and may switch off for vacuuming duty because let’s be real they’re the only people who can lift and vacuum under the heavy furniture
  • fitz making modifications to the mop and vacuum because sometimes chores are too hard
  • simmons and may cooking together because apparently the only thing grant ward can cook is eggs and for fitz it’s bacon
  • sometimes coulson makes lunch and puts them in little paper bags with notes in them because sometimes his team needs some cheering up
  • everyone sharing books and it comes to may reading a trashy teen romance novel of skye’s
  • everyone playing monopoly and somehow ward and skye always win
  • someone hangs things up on the fridge and no one knows who it is but they sure did like ward’s puppy drawing
  • laundry getting mixed up depending on who did laundry that week but one time skye’s button downs got mixed with fitz’s buttons downs and even ward laughed
  • coulson taking pictures of happy family moments and simmons taking selfies every chance she gets and they get hung up on the fridge too
  • music tastes getting shared so eventually may has coulson’s classical, skye’s teen angst metal, fitz’s emo indie, simmons’s trashy pop, and grant’s classic rock songs on her ipod
  • and maybe when trip comes along and things have all settled down everyone discovers he has the best music taste and he still keeps his kindergarten graduation diploma in his suitcase and now he’s on the chore chart and on the fridge and in the ipod
  • T E A M B U S B E I N G A F A M I L Y

anonymous said:

You're probably the best godmother ever tbh

I’m absolutely not. I once made my godson laugh so hard by playing airplane with him that he puked all over me. I just deadpan stared at him and said “wow, to think I was going to read you a story before your nap”

he got so upset and ran off so I just had to chase him with a book while apologizing frantically, still covered in goddamn vomit.  

and whenever I’m with him he just goes “Aunty?” (I’m not his aunty but he calls me that and it kills me) and sounds like he’s preparing to ask me a really important question and I say “yeah buddy, what’s up?” but he doesn’t continue, he just interrupts his own question and says “Aunty?” like in the past fucking 0.5 seconds he’s found a more pressing and important question that must be answered first. he does this again and again until I’m just like



Kids shouldn’t have to worry about things like paying the rent or bills. Kids shouldn’t be yelled at because they had a good day and their parents didn’t. Kids shouldn’t be blamed because their parents didn’t go to college and they have the chance their parents never had. Kids shouldn’t be yelled at because they had a bad day and just want to be alone. Kids should have a childhood. Not a fucking daily basis of be yelled at, bullied by the one’s who should love them, and being told that they’re nothing by the one’s that brought them into this world. Stop blaming your kids for your problems. They’re young. They don’t need to be damaged at this young of an age. Don’t have a child if you’re going to bully them and put them down their whole life. Because one day they might just end it and the person to blame will be in clear view. You. The parent that was supposed to love them, care for them, tell them how great they are, tell them that ‘It’ll be alright’ when they have a bad day, be there for them and protect them from the cruel world that they will soon have to see.

The Phil Collins Hangover

According to Finnish animated sitcom Pasila there are at least 8 stages of hangover:

  1. Mild
  2. Bad
  3. Extremely bad
  4. Painful
  5. Semi-paranoid
  6. Paranoid
  7. Mandolino

but the worst of all is

The Phil Collins Hangover

The Phil Collins Hangover causes everyone and everything to resemble Phil Collins. Even Paul McCartney will look like Phil Collins.

The full scene can be viewed here (no subtitles though)

WHAT IF, kind of like how there is a batman & robin book, there 
was a flash and kid flash book that properly and significantly
developed wally [flash] and bart [kid flash]'s relationship?