oKAY so I was walkin along to McDonalds as usually because ya’know I love McDoanlds and all and Im walkin the opposite direcion of this guy and as I’m walking towards him he starts taking off his headphones and already I’m like ughgh shit and he says hey and I say hey ad I think okay good done.
then behind me I here a faint “where ya headed?” and ya’know I could easily pretend I didnt hear that so I did. Then I hear footsteps and Im like oh pls let those be retreating footsteps, but ofc they’re not and I hear “Where ya headed?” again from next to me. And now see as an anxious very polite person I can’t not respond like I can only reject people in the most indirect kind of way (unless I’m getting fed up but that’s later) sO I tell him McDonald’s and he’s like “oh I just came from there” and starts walking with me and Im just like fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life so he follows me to McDonalds, wanders around the place while I order, than follows me the way out. I decide to walk the opposite direction from my house in hopes he’d be like oh wait no i live in the other direction bye. Didn’t happen.
He’s asking me all these questions and such. He asks if he could call me and we could hang out, and I’m like “not really” and he asks if I have a phone, and I say “no.” He asks if he could see me again, and I’m like “I don’t think that would be a good idea.” and he’s like “Do you have a boyfriend?” and im just like perfect “Yes i do.”
You’d think the next response would be “oh im sorry later!” and he turns around and goes home! But noooo no of course not no he continues walking with me and asking questions. At one point he asks if he can walk me home. I say “I’d rather you didn’t” and he just went silent and continued walking with me. This happened like three times. We’re getting closer to my house now that I’ve turned around not wanting to get too far away. So I ask him in which direction he lives (so I can go in a different direction and he cant be like oh i live this way too). He points to the right, and asks about me and I point forward. He asks if it’s far and I say yes (too far for you to walk with me so pls go home already). But he’s like “Oh! Then let me walk you home.” “no, I’d rather walk alone.” “You’d rather walk all that way alone?” “yes”
Now I’m getting nervous because we’ve passed my building and I just wanna get home and eat my probably cold now fries. (ive finally just eaten one right now and its cold and gross fuck my life) So I think at the next street, I’m going to turn to the left and make sure he cant follow me because he lives in the complete opposite direction. So Im basically like “Ah I’ve got to turn here and you live over there so yeah bye.” only he continues following me halfway across the street (it’s one of those 4 lane roads with like grass in the middle) and so I stop and I’m done because you know what that’s far enough and I’ve told him I don’t want him walking me home and that’s fuckin that
so I stop and tell him “You live in the other direction. I don’t want you walking me home.” and he’s just standing around there and won’t move and go home already. I refuse to move because I don’t want him following me anymore.
And we basically stand there for like 5 minutes. FInally I’m like fuck it I just wanna go home so I’m like “WELL I’m going home. I don’t want you walking me home. Please don’t follow me.” and he’s like “Can we hang out?” and I’m like “No.” and he’s like “For just 20 minutes?” and I’m like “
I’ve gotta get home my boyfriend’s waiting for me” and he’s like “Actually I have nothing to do right now I was kicked out the house.” and I kinda just shrug, give the equivalent of tough shit but I gotta go bye. I walk across the street and he lags behind me but stops and sits at the corner. And I’m somewhat like ok cool but also like I still dont trust that he’s not gonna follow me so as I’m walking Im trying to figure out what to do and I see this low wall to this parking garage and I jumped over it (scared a poor cat sorry bby) and walked through there and made my way back home
TL;DR: Some dude tried following me home and I walked all over the place and jumped a low wall trying to get away. Also my fries are cold and I drank all my soda before I even got home life sucks