Pokedex Entry: Charchamp, the Holy-Balls-I’m-Going-To-Die pokemon

This pokemon came straight out of hell. It is known to burn villages, decimate armies, and drown small children. The devil himself weeps when it sings its doomsong.

***Update - to see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/CharChamp-374506490?ga_submit_new=10%253A1369873135&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1&ga_recent=1

One year ago this week @birdnerdherder @kendallhaleart @ryahansen and I were having the time of our lives in Yellowstone. #happiestplaceonearth #tbt

Hey, Anna here, the person in the photo. I chose this image to represent my Yellowstone trip because it embodies how GREAT I feel when I’m camping. My favorite “version” of myself is my camping self. I love how I dress/look and feel while camping/hiking/hanging out in forested areas. That’s easily one of the truest smiles I’ve ever smiled.

Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.

Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs. 


Larger view here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222

"Pokedex Entry: Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.
Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.”

To see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Magnetoise-378434750?ga_submit_new=10%253A1371412042

"Pokedex Entry: Marother, the I-Will-Cut-You Pokemon.
This pokemon is an ungodly mesh of bone and sinew. It can cut anything with its forearms: trees, rocks, mountains, spaceships, babies, anything. Due to its bony exterior and large, sharp scythes, it will never know the embrace of a lover or the warmth of a child’s laughter.”

For larger image: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Marother-394938857?ga_submit_new=10%253A1377118308

"Pokedex Entry: Venudrill, the Are-You-Freaking-Kidding-Me Pokemon.
As the flower on its back has evolved into a gross pair of freakish wings, Venudrill no longer feels pretty. This loss of its one attractive quality drives it into a deep sense of self-loathing and shame which is only cured by devouring supermodels, wealthy politicians, and anyone who’s ever been on the Disney channel.”

To see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Venudrill-381883541

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