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Preference: The Cheesy Pick up Line He Uses

I only have time for short preferences so here’s a cute little cheesy one.

Dallas: typical perverted sexual Dally goes with “My dick just died, can I bury it in your cunt.“ 

Two-Bit: Goes sly and stupid with “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Sodapop: His good looks and charm only result with him using one line “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Ponyboy: Him, being so into books he goes with the corny line, “Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Johnny: He follows right along in ponyboy’s suit with “Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ‘cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.”

Darry: Although he does it very awkwardly and shyly he uses “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Steve: With a sly smirk he says, “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

How he kisses you (Outsiders Preference #2)

Preference #2: How he kisses you.

Requested by: Anon.

Darry: Darry would be really sweet and slow. He wouldn’t like to kiss you in public but when he did, he’d give you a little peck. You two would just smile at each other until one of the boys faked gagging. Darry would go put them in a headlock, blushing all the while.

 

Dally: Dally would be really handsy when you kissed. He kiss you anywhere you two were, no matter who was watching. A lot of tongue involved. That got you in trouble with your parents and the gang very often.

 

Soda: He’d give you sweet, long kisses sometimes, but normally he would just give you a kiss on the cheek and put his arm around you. Whenever someone was flirting with you, he’d come over, kissing you for a long time to make sure they knew you were taken.

 

Ponyboy: Pony would be shy whenever you were in public and you would have to kiss him first, but once you did, he’d put his hands on your waist and deepen the kiss.

 

Steve: Steve would practically rip your clothes off while you were kissing in private. In public, he wasn’t much different, but he was less handsy. Soda is constantly complaining about how much you two “have your tongues stuck down each others’ throats.”

 

Johnny: Johnny would give you two or three short kisses instead of one long one. He’d smile at you between each one and tell you how much he loved you.


Two-Bit: Two would give you a lot of sneak attack kisses. He’d run up behind you and scare you before turning you around to give you a long kiss, dipping you down.

(A/N: I loved writing this one!)

2

Soda you’re so annoying” You hissed. 

You’re obsessed with me” Soda winked. 

I can’t stand you!” You glared. 

That’s not what you said last night, Doll” Soda said smirking. 

All the boys to burst out into laughter, which caused your cheeks to turn bright red. 

Preference #13: You're on your period.
  • Ponyboy:"You need what?!" He asked you for the tenth time, looking as if he had just seen someone throw up. You just sighed and shook your head, feeling really embarrassed. "Pony! I really need you to go to the drug store and buy me some pa-" "I heard you the first time! Jeez, I really don't understand girls." He mumbled, putting down his new book and leaving the house.
  • Dally:"I ain't doin' that!" He yelled, getting grossed out. "Dally, I am stuck in the bathroom and my underwear looks like the flag of Japan! Get me what I need or else you won't be getting any for a whole three months!" You hissed, hiding behind the bathroom door, but leaving enough space for you to reach your hand out and grab him by the collar for effect. That was enough to send him sprinting, because only you had the ability to scare him senseless.
  • Sodapop:You had bad cramps, but you were trying to hide the pain. That was until your boyfriend came to visit. You were in bed and watching cartoons, when the door bust open all of a sudden and Sodapop plopped onto your bed, his arm reached out to end up lazily on your waist, but instead it hit the source of your cramps. "Ow!" You groaned in pain. "Baby, what happened?! I hurt you?!" He said, freaking out already. You just looked at him. Then, his face had a look of realization. "Oh." He whispered, leaving of your bed and heading downstairs. He returned with ice cream, pain killers, and water. You had an awesome boyfriend.
  • Steve:Your boyfriend was fighting in a rumble right now, and you were home alone. You had everything you needed; pills, water, and your favorite snacks. Finally, Steve came back home with a black eye and a broken nose. "I hate gettin' broken noses, even if they make me look real tuff. You bleed so much 'cause of 'em, Jesus Christ." He groaned. You just stared at him with a blank face. "Oh, you're complainin' 'bout broken noses? You bleed a lot? Bleedin' must feel awful. Bleeding' is a horrible thing." You said, glaring at him. Right then and there, he got the message that he needed to shut up for a while.
  • Two-Bit:"No, Two, please don't- you're makin' me laugh! Stop!" You giggled, before trying to slap his arm away. You were torn between being angry at him or being kind to him. Two-Bit was tickling you, and he knew very well that Mother Nature left you a little gift. "Oh, c'mon, Y/N. Just have a little fun!" He laughed, his hands still trying to find your weak spot. "No, Keith! No!" You groaned, running to the bathroom. He was just laughing with tears in his eyes, he would have so much fun making you mad.
  • Johnny:"What?" He was looking at you with wide eyes. "I-is it contagious?" He asked you, debating on whether he should take steps closer to you or farther from you. You just giggled. "No, Johnnycake, it isn't. Why would it be?" "Well, how long d'you get it for?" He asked, still a little hesitant. "A week." You responded, getting a handful of chips. "How far are you?" "One day." You mumbled in confusion, and he instantly headed for the door. "You know I love you, darlin', but I ain't too good with girl stuff. See you in six days, princess!" He said, closing the door.
  • Darry:"Jesus Christ, Y/N, what's got you in such a bad mood?!" He asked, looking up at you in shock. You snapped at him for no reason, and you instantly felt bad for it. "I'm sorry, Dar." You whispered, looking down and shifting on your feet. "Tell me what's wrong, darlin'." He said, standing up to hug you. "I can't." You said. "Why not?" "I just can't." "I don't believe you." He said, looking into your eyes. "Tell me." He whined, making you shake your head. "It's a little personal, 'kay?" "Oh." He said, not asking anything else. He just lifted you up into his arms, and brought you to your room. He placed you gently in the bed, and got into bed next to you, kissing your cheek.
6

“Ponyboy, listen, don’t get tough. You’re not like the rest of us and don’t try to be…”

What was the matter with Two-Bit? I knew as well as he did that if you got tough you didn’t get hurt. Get smart and nothing can touch you..

“What in the world are you doing?”

Two-Bit’s voice broke into my thoughts. I looked up at him. “Picking up the glass.”

He stared at me for a second, then grinned. “You little sonofagun,” he said in a relieved voice. I didn’t know what he was talking about, so I just went on picking up the glass from the bottle and and put it in a trash can. I didn’t want anyone to get a flat tire.

(Credit to owners of the pictures!)