Full Confession:

In DS Cute, there a moment at Romana’s mansion where Kate asks Lumina for advice on how to be pretty. Lumina lists the other bachelorettes to see why Kate didn’t go to them. Muffy wears too much makeup, Flora wears glasses, Celia smells like fertilizer, etc. When it comes to you, Kate says that you’re a country hick with ugly clothes who reeks with fertilizer. Kate does realize that you were there and heard everything and does apologize, but since that day I dislike that little girl. Each time I see her, I want to take my hammer and give her a few whacks.

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child.

The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news. As with her first pregnancy, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Her Royal Highness will no longer accompany The Duke of Cambridge on their planned engagement in Oxford today. The Duchess of Cambridge is being treated by doctors at Kensington Palace.”