We met when you were a sophomore, and we became fast friends. I can tell you anything, and you don’t judge. That kind of unconditional love is really hard to find in high school, and I’m so happy we met. It’s so strange because more and more you feel like a sister instead of a best friend.
I don’t know if you watch Sex in the City, but Carrie said that maybe there isn’t a guy out there who is perfect for you. Maybe your soul mates are your friends, and guys will just come and go. Or something like that. That’s not the point. The point is:
You are my soul mate. There’s no one who can make me laugh quite as easily as you… and that’s kinda a big deal. I don’t remember the first time we met, but I do know that we will be those obnoxious women hitting on the orderlies in nursing homes… and maybe Gloria will be there too.
…You’re like my crazy big brother. Well, kinda. You watch out for me, let me know when I’m being dumb, point me in the right direction, and stay humorous through the whole thing. I’m happy you’re my friend, and I’m planning on it staying that way for a very long time. Be prepared. You’re not gonna get rid of me.