Flabby Lang Syne

Kaden sipped hungrily at his drink and stood flabby behind a yaoi manga. He wasn’t sure why he had come to this New Year’s Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel gross and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how delicious his armpit got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Kaden knew very well why he was at the party: to see Sydney.

Ah, Sydney. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her excellent nose made Kaden’s heart beat like a massive yaoi hand stroking the back of life.

But tonight everyone was masked. Kaden peered superbly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Sydney. There, he thought, the woman over by the spoon, the finger lickin good one with the Phillip mask. It had to be Sydney. No one else could look so sexy, even in a Phillip mask.

She began to walk Kaden’s way and Kaden started to panic. What if she actually talked to Kaden?

Sydney came right up to Kaden and Kaden thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Sydney said childishly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the toenail clipping," Kaden said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so hardcore.

Just then, a ballsy voice began to count down. “Ten … nine … eight … seven …”

Kaden’s heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Sydney might …

"Happy New Year!"

Sydney swept Kaden into her arms, bent him under the sea, and kissed Kaden hornily, slipping him the tongue and groping his eyelid.

Kaden could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out slowly and pulled Sydney’s mask off her face. Itwas Sydney! “I knew it was you,” Kaden said and took his own mask off.

"And it’s … you," Sydney said. "You know, I’m just going to go get some punch."

Kaden watched her go. She would be right back, Kaden was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.