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OK here it is, a comprehensive list of what I did/didn’t like from AOU:

Things I didn’t like:

  • Bruce/Nat.  Some of the things that they said to eachother were actually kinda’ cute, but the actors have zero chemistry, and it ended up feeling incredibly fucking forced and misplaced.
  • Ghost of a mention of Bucky.  Tell me my son is safe, say his NAME.
  • Steve/Tony queerbait (But that’s just because I anti-ship stony to the ends of the fuckIGN earth whoops sorry)

Things I DID like:

  • REALLY GOOD CHARACTERIZATION FOR STEVE.  LIKE REALLY GOOD.
  • STEVE SWEARING
  • STEVE IN THAT TIGHT SHIRT / CARGO PANTS COMBO
  • STEVE WAS NIPPING SO HARD THE WHOLE MOVIE
  • P E G G Y  :(
  • Clint actually getting lines and a snarky personality
  • Clint’s cUTE LIL FAMILY (I wish that his wife had been a little more than just ‘a one dimensional pregnant wife’ but oh well)
  • AUNTIE NAT
  • CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR NAT (Although I was really upset that the sterilization thing was presented as a counterpart to bruce not being able to have kids.  It was a really fucking important part of her identity and story, and it shouldn’t have just been a plot device to make her ‘perfect’ for her male love interest)
  • IT WAS SO FUNNY JEsus christ, I’m so glad they toned down the seriousness for this one
  • The scene between The Vision and Ultron at the very end.  “You’re the last one, do you fear death?” that line was sick, that whole scene was sick as hell.
  • Scarlet Witch ripping out Ultron’s heart to represent her own pain.  I literally said “oh wow” out loud in the theater because of that goddamn symbolism holy fuck.

There’s probably more positive bullet points that I’m forgetting, but overall I really enjoyed the movie, I still despise Joss Whedon, but AOU turned out a whole lot better than I was expecting (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧