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Why can’t you let go? Like a bird in the snow. This is no place to build your home.
—  lyrics from Friction by Imagine Dragons

Sea otters are very affectionate animals, but don’t like PDA. So, whenever caught, they have looks of surprise on their fuzzy little faces.

SURPRISE KISSES FOR SURPRISE SUBMISSIONS a continuation of my last post ; - ) (by azulity)

According to leading experts, the best way to clean your pet is through the use of a handheld vacuum cleaner. This way your pet not only is rid of all dirt, bacteria, and general stink, but is also thoroughly content during the cleaning process.

Elephants have amazing memories and thus they make the best teachers. In their natural habitats, even the baby elephants hold class every day, teaching the other animals about the world.

“Stop it, you dicks. I will cut you.”
-Me, (serious about the former but not the latter) anytime anyone yanks a blanket off of me or pulls the pillow out from under my head.