oh my god yes give me more radio dj holster and ransom!!!
like you said, they dedicate beyonce songs to bitty (a special hockey player from georgia!!) and they play children’s show themes and dedicate them to the frogs, and every once in a while they play a french language song just for jack (jack doesn’t have the heart to tell them their taste in french music is awful)
and they talk about their teammates all the time, and, for possibly the first time ever, a college radio show gains a loyal following
people tune in to hear about their pranks, and stories from the haus, and the weeks long debacle of “who took an entire 12 pack out of the fridge and didn’t put more back” (which goes unsolved until ransom hears the haus ghosts giggling and singing mandy moore off key one night, and finds crushed beer cans surrounding the attic in the morning)
oh and they bring guys from the team in to do segments - “can jack zimmermann name this celebrity” and “making the world a better place with shitty b. knight” and “cooking/fantasy football tips with bitty” and “get some culture, you swine” with lardo.
oh god and johnson is their most avid fan, he listens to every show and calls in sometimes to say hi and foreshadow and make vague references to subplots
oh and one day ransom jokingly dedicates a super cheesy 80s love ballad to his co-host/best bro/brother in arms/bunkmate, which of course means holster has to do the same thing the next show, and it keeps escalating because now they have to out-sap each other, and then idk they both realize they’re not really joking anymore and then they make out and probably touch each other’s butts
and anyway I think we all need to agree from now on to incorporate actual college radio djs holster and ransom into every fic ever, thank you molly jackszimmermann for this important contribution to the fandom :D