As requested by kawaii-shota. :)
Ichigo: And I kinda thought *my* dad needed parenting lessons.
Ichigo: At least he just listens at the door when I have a girl over, rather than trying to manipulate me into stabbing her!
Ishida: And Ryuken may not be a good father, but he has never framed me for murder.
Ishida: Never appreciated that until now.
Shinji: So Aizen made Momo fall in love with him, then framed his son for his murder, so that Hitsugaya would be forced to kill Momo, whom Hitsugaya loved, not knowing that she was in love with the man who was his father.
Shinji: That’s some Freudian shit, right there.
Shinji: Aizen has more issues than I realized.
Orihime: Who do you think the mom is?
Rukia: Somebody tiny and white-haired.
Rukia: That much we know.
Hinamori: D-do you think Hitsugaya knew?
Matsumoto: Considering that his face is currently frozen in a look of utmost revulsion and horror……I’m thinking not.
Matsumoto: He might need a hug!
Chad: Did Aizen know?
Gin: Haven’t you heard, Sado? Aizen knows everything.
Gin: Plus manipulation and pain is the only way he knows how to parent.
Gin: Little wonder Hitsugaya got such a large helping.
Ukitake: P-poor Toshiro!
Ukitake: This only increases my desire to adopt him!
Yamamoto: No adopting other captains!
Yukio: Hm. Didn’t Hitsugaya used to have a piece of bangs that hung over his face?
Yukio: Looks like hair locks run in the family.
Kyoraku: I did always know that Hitsugaya was very powerful!
Kyoraku: With Aizen as his dad, that makes a lot of sense!
Kyoraku: Does put a dark spin on Hitsugaya’s release talking about “reigning over the frosted heavens,” though.
Kyoraku: Sure hope meglomania isn’t genetic.
Hitsugaya: FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
Aizen: So is it too early to ask you to call me Dad?