Of ghouls, vampires and other monsters- AUs

“I accidentally bit you and I’m so sorry are you okay? Though you’re kinda tasty tbh" -au 

 "You just saw me in my true form and it turns out you’re the really well known journalist please keep this a secret I swear I’ll do anything!“ -au 

 "We’re both immortal beings and living forever is the fucking worst you feel me bro.” -au 

“I got lost in the woods and found this mansion where you live alone and it seems so lonely so I’ll come again even if you tell me to stay away, wait are those fangs?” -au 

“I’m not human and I need a place to hide so I snuck into your basement and it’s actually kind of cosy here so I won’t leave for a while.” -au 

 "You have watched too much movies and no, I don’t sparkle in the sun.“ -au 

"Your blood tastes really good and I really just want one tiny little sip but you refuse every time fml” -au 

“I need inspiration for a novel and I just found the perfect material so please stop running away I only want to touch your fangs I swear *cough*” -au 

“You’re really hot and keep asking me over for cake and I really wanted to go so here but actually I can’t eat human food and I there’s no way I can tell you these brownies taste like concrete” -au 

“I’m a succubus that accidentally made you fall head over heels with me and make it stop, or not because hot damn.” -au 

“I’m a monster that looks really scary and people run away when they see me even though I only want friends, but you stayed.” -au 

“You may be a man-eating monster but I’m in a really bad mood today and if you even breathe in my direction I will smash your pretty face with my metal bat.” -au 

“I sort of turned you into a vampire and now I feel kinda bad so I’ll make it up to you, somehow.” -au 

Angst edition 

“If I’m seen by a human I’ll disappear but I once passed your room and heard you crying, so I tried talking to you and the more we talk the more I realize I’m falling in love with you.” -au 

“I’m a monster that crave human flesh and right now I’m at the edge of starvation so please don’t come closer, I don’t want to hurt you.” -au 

“There’s no way to turn a human into an immortal and all I ever wanted was to grow old with you but that’s impossible for me.” -au 

“You’re a person that can see beings like me but on your 18th birthday you’ll loose your power and there’s only one month left.” -au

I always get so confused with robot uprising stories where the human race is enslaved and made into a work force like…robots are so much more efficient than humans. They’d just kill us all. Or not even waste time and energy on that. They’d just destroy our defenses and cut off our resources and do robot things while building whatever-it-is-evil-robots-build

I think that um.. it can be a mistake to look at your fans as faceless ocean of people who want things from you and give things to you.  I don’t think thats a healthy way to look at fans.  One of my favorite things that happened this year was, I would go online every night and just kinda find a person who has been a really good fan that I never met before and figured out what they liked, figured where they lived & go shopping for them and send it to them.  They started posting these reaction videos, that were the cutest thing I have ever seen.  Tay-lurking is a kind of a term that my fans came up with when I started stalking their twitter pages & instagram & tumblr pages.
—  Taylor Swift on her Fans (Countdown Billboard Music Award)
Cryaotic quotes {Sentence Starters}
  • "Shut the fuck up. And have a good day."
  • "You talk like such a high schooler. It’s adorable, but please stop."
  • "Gravity’s a bitch."
  • "Congratulations, you’re kinda smart."
  • "This is not what I wanted to be when I grew up."
  • "Do I need to knock someone out? I’ll put my boot right in their friggin’ facial region."
  • "Do I go for the booty, or not the booty?"
  • "I’m having a really bad time with ghosts today. They just don’t seem to like me."
  • "Dying is not something you wanna think about."
  • "You kids wanna see a dead body? I’ll show it to you."
  • "I’ve come to ruin your day!"
  • "There’s a few things in life better than being a bear. One of those few things are probably being a bear with lasers."
  • "You can be weird if you want to be."
  • "You’re an asshole-dick. Two things in one."
  • "You also look like kind of an asshole, no offense."
  • "That is dangerous. I like it, but it’s dangerous."
  • "Ok, I hear sounds. I think I’m supposed to avoid those sounds."
  • "Well, that happened. That damn well happened."
  • "Your idea of fun has changed drastically since I first met you, dear."
  • "I’m a motherfuckin’ miracle worker."
  • "Killing me is not going to solve anything!"
  • "Looks like you just made a big mistake, you arrogant asshole."
  • "Where is the ‘hell yeah I wanna do this’ option?"
  • "I like being naked."

Tucker falls instantly head over heels the moment Wash screams from the mess hall “LAVERNIUS TUCKER JR LIEUTENANT BITTERS IS NOT BREAKFAST”

Tucker is way back in the armory chatting with Grif, and Grif runs for the mess hall as soon as he hears it. Tucker isn’t quite sure what he’s feeling, but then Wash starts up again with “–ND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR FATHER SAYS, LIEUTENANT POLOMO ISN’T EDIBLE EITHER"

And Tucker is just like “fuck, I think I’m in love” which he kinda hates cuz that means admitting that no, Polomo is indeed NOT edible

anonymous asked:

“You asked who I had a crush on and so I described you to a tee but apparently you’re the most oblivious person in the world because you just got kinda sad and nodded and HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS.” sasusaku pls

rating: T
a/n: i have a soft spot for college AU’s bye. also i couldn’t imagine sasuke just asking sakura who she liked, so i changed the prompt a little but w/e enjoy!

“Ne, Sakura-chan,” Naruto said, a cheeky smile on his face. "I heard a little rumor.”

Said girl raised an eyebrow, looking up from the limp, sad excuse of greens the dining hall referred to as a salad to cast her friend a look of amusement across their booth. “Did you?”

“I heard from Hinata,” he listed, placing his elbow onto the table and cupping his chin in his hand. “Who heard from Kiba, who heard from Shikamaru, who heard from Ino—”

Sasuke sighed loudly. “Just get on with it, idiot.”

“Don’t rush me,” he whined, frowning. 

He glared in return. “Don’t be stupid.”

“Don’t be a bas—”

“Can we please get on with it?” Sakura interrupted. 

“Oh right, sorry, Sakura-chan.” He grinned a sheepish grin, hand scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. “Anyway, like I was saying, I heard—” 

She leaned in a little closer.

“—that you have a crush on somebody.” He finished, then leaned in closer. “Is that true?”

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It was never beth I loved

See now this quote this FUCKING quote

It gets me bc like sarah was using him at the start to get what she needed and he was just kinda going along with it bc he believed her to be beth and when he discovered she wasn’t beth he kept helping her and he didn’t have to but he did. Initially it was thought that it was bc he was doing it for beth and, like mark, he fell for the woman he was with while undercover. But then thEn ThIS sHiT FUckgn happens. Long story short pol loves sarah and i am melting uuuuuu

okay so like..

his quote..“It was kinda magical for us, too, cause… it’s just nice to share this particular aspect of what I’m doing with her, and have her up there.”

He’s talking as if she’s someone incredibly important to him to share this aspect with her..have her up theremagical for both of them?

Okay guys..so like how long have they’ve been together? I think we all have an idea in our heads since the past year or so has been super ridiculous with their “closer than ever” bit.

She’s seriously his wifey. That’s it. That’s all. End of story.

burncoat asked:

How come there are no sunglasses in a part apocalyptic wasteland?

Nothing that looks modern or ‘street clothes" allowed. You can have reflective aviators, those goggley glacier sunglasses, or steampunk goggles, that kinda thing, but nothing that just looks like you bought it at a drugstore last week.

Non-Canon Freelancer Headcanons

•Agent Alaska and Agent Rhode Island (Rhodes) were in training together and are good friends.

•Alaska is 4"9 and Rhodes is 6"2.

•Agent (New) Jersey is literally Michael Jones.

•Agent New Mexico doesn’t talk much so everyone just assumed he didn’t speak English for some reason. They were all shocked to learn he was Canadian. They never learned, however, that he constantly shit talks them in French (kinda like Lopez but a lot cruder).

•Agent Wisconsin is a huge Grif ball fan and actually owns shareholdings for his favorite team (somewhat paralleling the Green Bay Packers).

•Agent Nevada, before joining Project Freelancer, has been married 12 times, been widowed 12 times, and is currently looking for a lucky number 13.

So my aunts boyfriend just said, and I quote, “Niggers are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo.”
And I was just like, “…what?”
He said it again and I kinda just, “…WHAT?!”
He laughed, and I said, “First of all, black people do not crawl on all hours. If anyone crawls on all fours, it’s you.”
This started because he called my aunt hard to tolerate and she’s literally the easiest people to get along with, so I said, “Okay, if anyone in this car is hard to tolerate, it is me and you, Jason.”
And he goes, “Wha- I’m not hard to tolerate!”
So I say, “When I asked for Adobo, a spice, you told me that we’re not Indians.”
This man needs some common sense smacked into him.

it makes me kinda sad that so many ppl who write about brucenat in the tags feel the need to say that their arc “wasn’t enough"
like yeah I wish there were more too? but there were 11 main characters in that movie - there’s no way we’d ever get everything we wanted, but what we got is pretty darn great, especially if you watch it more than once, like I have - I know I appreciated the first Avengers film more upon rewatching it, because the themes and general flow of the narrative are more contextualized once you’ve sat through them once
I MEAN if I could’ve made AoU into “the bruce and natasha show” I’d have done it lol but there’s only so much time, and I deeply appreciated the scenes they had (which, imo, create a cohesive and believable whole, all things considered) after watching the movie for a second time - you notice a lot of things you didn’t the first time, at least I did

and if you’d like a defense against basically any of the arguments that keep cropping up in the tag, here is my brucenat analysis/critique/defense post with meta by myself, others, and film critics

anonymous asked:

Do you think it's kinda weird that markiplier, a man of color, is so quickly jumped on for doing "problematic" (putting that in quotes because I wish I could be more specific, not because I don't think they're problematic) things? I'm not saying we shouldn't call him out on stuff (we should!) it's just that I feel like he's gotten onto a lot quicker than white youtubers, for less. I just saw a mini discussion about this on my dash and wanted to weigh in.

I’ve noticed that oppressed people in general seem to be held to higher standards. And it’s absolutely true that people should be, but people come down on oppressed people like a ton of bricks for something that they excuse from a white person, for example. So yes, it wouldn’t surprise me that there’s an element of that. Like Markiplier gets a shitstorm (and don’t get me wrong, he should) whilst Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter literally say transmisogynistic slurs and don’t get nearly as much. And not to mention Game Grumps’ transphobia and transmisogyny. I’m white tho so comments welcome.

so I see people talking about various ways they speak with the gods, and I wanted to try them, but, since I don’t have any tarot cards, I decided to use magic the gathering cards (they all have little quotes on them and titles and colours and I’ve got like a thousand of them.) I’m usually pretty good at understanding things I know nothing about, so, even without ascribing specific meanings to each card, I figured I would understand whatever she tried to say. so I put a bunch of them in a box and set up a mini shrine, just a small white candle and a big kitchen knife with a blood red handle. I started asking questions, and, either it didn’t work or sekhmet is kinda an ass ‘cause I pulled cards like “dingus staff” and “condescend.”

Bellamy x Reader - Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under 't

Bellamy x Reader - Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under ’t

(Request by earthtocostia) : “Hi! I love your stuff! Anyways could you write an imagine where Bellamy sees you in war paint for the first time and he’s kinda like woah because you’re kinda this sweet and innocent girl and could it be like in the reaper tunnels in season 2 right and I just have a lot of feels about this prompt.”

Thanks lovely! Here: have a Bellamy! The titles a quote from Macbeth, and I just thought it fit. The reunion kind of happens in a different way. Xx

Song : “Arsonist’s Lullaby” by Hozier

Following Octavia, you scuttled through the tunnel, and you could practically feel her anger radiate off of her. You were angry to, of course, but when she was angry, you could sort of feel it in the atmosphere. You thought that it was probably a Blake thing; her brother was the same. And now you were both on a war path to get him back, slathered with grounder paint, appearing like battle ready women, though compared to the mountain, you were more like battle ready ants.

Ants could still bite back.

You had left your previously innocent persona on the curb to die; your defenceless days were over. Being one of the weaker delinquents, your first few days on earth had been carnage. You had suffered, but now you should emerge anew, lined with venom and aggression.

Warrior training had been hard. The grounder who taught you had pushed you to your limits, calling you weak, and not worth the effort, but boy, you had proved him wrong. Furthermore, leaving him behind, like the coward he was, was the easiest thing you had ever done. You knew it had been harder for O. She had Lincoln in the equation, a chance to belong with people other than those who had persecuted her for being alive.

Saying this would probably cause her to lash out, so you just wallowed in your previous contempt.

The hallow silence grew eerie, and these tunnels were starting to creep you out even more. Octavia’s eyes seemed to illuminate the way in spite of this, so you continued to walk in silence.


Octavia quickly left your side, running ahead, and you followed suit.

“Wait! It could be a-” but you were cut off mid sentence. In front of you, you saw that Octavia held Clarke in a tight hug, as if they hadn’t seen each other in months. She gave you a flashing smile, and you greeted her with a curt nod. If you broke your hard, tough fashion now, then you wouldn’t be able to get it back.

“The door’s up ahead,” Clarke gestured, and you continued to make your way down the tunnel, “Bellamy should be there.”

Bellamy. His face appeared in your memory; a rush of cold water through your ears: his carved nose, his tanned skin, flourishing freckles which appear when the sun shines. You hadn’t seen him in about two weeks, and the last time he had seen you, you had been crying, running for your life. He had saved you, of course, but you had still been pitiful.

The passage seemed to grow narrower, and you kept your eyes focused, your hands balled into fists. This was it. You were going to get him back, then thrust your anger upon the mountain, to get your people back.

A crack of light appeared in front of you, and all three of you strutted towards it. There, at the door, wearing what looked to be a guard’s uniform, was Bellamy Blake, his curly autumn hair dripping thinly with sweat, his broad shoulders wound tightly, muscles stiff.

A smirk of personal victory crept upon your lips, and your grip tightened around the machete in hand.

His greenish hazel eyes widened at your frightening demeanour, your H/C hair brought back tightly whilst it is usually braided, your hand actually holding a weapon where it usually held a book. You had tossed your innocence asunder, casting it into the TonDC flames where you were born again as a free woman.

Octavia and Clarke embraced him, and you stood back, as his gaze still remained planted on you. It was almost as if he was checking you out, but you pushed the thought away. Walking ahead, reminding yourself if your task, you clambered through the door, and carefully surveyed your surroundings, but a hand clutched your shoulder, prompting you to look up.

“Hey,” Bellamy spluttered, “what happened?”

“I survived,” you said simply, and gave him a small smile. He smiled to, and your act broke into pieces. You flung your arms around his neck, and he wrapped his around you gently, caressing your spine. You felt his lip curl.

“Not so tough, are you?” You pushed him back, and you pointed your machete threateningly.

“Don’t push it, Blake, I can still beat the crap out of you.”

Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

my guy saw my room for the first time the other day and he looks around at all my geeked out paraphernalia and then was like….You sure like Jon Snow (i internally screamed in that moment) and then I quickly showed him my iPad (Look it has a keyboard this is where I do all my writing!!) and he kinda paused and said, “that’s jon snow isn’t it?” and pointed at my background and I went into FUCK FUCK SHIT OmG HE SEES HOW BAD MY JON SNOW OBSESSION IS. And I started to just be liek ‘yea i’m obsessed" and then he was lke “this is awesome. JOn Snow is pretty bad ass. I want a direwolf”

this is a good guy