I have an idea. It’s called DEAN THE FRIENDLY DEMON.
Okay so get this. The mark of Cain doesn’t let Dean go. The blood treatments worked… to a degree. Dean is the lovely cute sexy Dean we love BUT he’s still a demon with those sexy sexy eyes bowchicka wow wowww so now we have an angel, human, and demon on team free will. They go hunting monsters and everything like they used to. Dean being a demon still has a big impact on life and hunting and whatnot.
He gets stuck in devils traps and Sam and Cas have to let him out. Occasionally they hide the devils traps and have him get stuck in them as pranks. Or sometimes he might get stuck and Sam and Cas are out and he’s just STUCK THERE until they get back and he gives them loads of crap about it.
And then theyre out for dinner and Dean orders the biggest burger ever (he’s a friendly demon now. he likes food. shush.) and then his mouth starts burning and he yells VERY ANGRY over his shoulder “HEY I SAID NO SALT!” and then he goes to the bathroom and Sam and Cas load more salt on laughing teheheheheh…
Then later Sam and Dean are in the car and dean picks up a flask of alcohol. except its not alcohol. he burns his mouth with holy water and is all AUGH UGH UH AAUH and same just laughs then helps him clean it up. fAnd whenever dean says something rude Cas and Sam keep little squirt bottles full of holy water to spray him with.
and then when they’re exorcising demons, since dean technically isn’t possessed, he’s just OW OWW OW OW OW SAMMY DO THAT IN THE OTHER ROOM.
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