How to memorize a piece:

  1. Hide sheet music under your bed for at least a week
  2. Practice literally anything else
  3. Try not to think about it
  4. Finally pull it out
  5. Play it five times a day and hope your fingers magically learn it
  6. Have nightmares where you’re being chased by crazed treble clefs with burning red eyes
  7. Fuck I don’t know, how do you memorize a piece
  8. Cry probably