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DSTM & Modest Shows are teaming up once more to bring you one hell of a noisey night. 
We are beyond happy to welcome Full of Hell to Portsmouth for the first time in a 100 person capacity venue as well. There will be carnage. 

Full Of Hell (A389 Records): 
http://fullofhell.bandcamp.com/album/rudiments-of-mutilation
Blackened, sludgey hadcore noisepunx. Catagorising a band like Full Of Hell is no easy task, so let’s keep it simple: they’re heavy, they’re fast and they’re fucking incredible. FFO: Insect Warfare, Thou and tinnitus.

D.O.C:
http://disciplesofchrist.bandcamp.com/album/split-12-w-triac
Grindcore three-piece from Washington DC, featuring members of Magrudergrind. Head-spinning blasts, dissonance and aggression. Blehhhh. FFO: Wormrot, Nails and gravity blasts.

Monolithian: 
http://monolithiandoom.bandcamp.com/
Two piece Doom / Black metal band from Cornwall, Bringing riffs that are guaranteed to melt your face FFO Sleep, The Melvins and Head-banging 

Joythief:
http://joythiefuk.bandcamp.com/
Portsmouth’s favourite grindcore sons. Silly sods playing short songs. Damogrind. FFO: Spazz, Weekend Nachos and wagging your fingers.

Teef: 
http://teefpunx.bandcamp.com/
Shouty hardcore punx outta Brighton, featuring the dudes who brought you War Wolf and Dopefight AND Lloyd Denman. Imagine if aggy punk bands from the late 80’s stopped worrying about where to buy some Ketamine and instead got really fucking tight. FFO: Coke Bust, Vaccine and jumping off things.

Knifedoutofexistence: 
http://knifedoutofexistence.bandcamp.com/
One-man noise/power electronics from the South Coast. If you’re coming to this you probably know who Dean is, and who Witch Cult were, and you know you can expect confrontational, empassioned perfomance and a heaviness that transcends 
traditional musical forms. FFO: Iron Lung, Content Nullity and Hello Kitty memorabilia.

Advance tickets will be £6 / On the Door £8 

Entry will be 7pm with Knifedoutofexistence starting at 7.20 Sharpe.

DSTM & Modest Shows

Exclusivo de You Will Move - Último set de Joythief @ El Local, Santurce Julio 2011



Este fué el último set de José “Joythief” Guzmán en Puerto Rico. El mismo fué parte de una actividad del colectivo A/V Machinist que se llevó a cabo a finales del mes de Julio de 2011 en El Local en Santurce. Tambien se presentaron Eduardo Rosario y Epic Jefferson, entre otros exponentes de la experimentación sonora de Puerto Rico.

El video no es de la mejor calidad, ni pretendo que sea mi debut como cinematógrafo, pero sirve como evidencia de la última presentación de uno de los músicos mas talentosos con los que he tenido la dicha de compartir y crear música (y uno de mis mejores amigos).

Razoreater / Stallone / Joythief / Empolyed To Serve / The Divorcée

So we kick off 2014 in a similar fashion as to how we ended 2013. We welcome back the awesome Razoreater for yet another trip along to the south coast and they are bringing some friends along for the ride. 

Razoreater:
http://razoreater.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-iced-out

One of the heaviest bands in the UK right now. Every time they have come down to Portsmouth they have just blown everyone away so it is an absolute pleasure to have them kick start 2014 for us. 

Stallone: 
http://thestallone.bandcamp.com/album/mire

This thrash hardcore band have been making quiet a noise in the last few months. Since the release of their record ‘Mire’ via Tangled Talk Records the band have gone from strength. 2014 is looking set to be the year of Stallone 

JoythiefL
http://joythiefuk.bandcamp.com/ 

After being blown away by these guys at their first show we had no hesitation on getting then on yet another line up. Prepare to have your face melted off. 

Employed To Serve: 
http://employedtoserve.bandcamp.com/album/long-time-dead

Chariot influenced female front hardcore band, Maybe one of the hardest working bands in the UK right now as they constantly seem to be playing shows or on tours. They bring a lot of energy to their live shows so not to be missed. 

The Divorcée:
http://thedivorcee.bandcamp.com/album/the-divorc-e-demo

New look, new sound, new direction for The Divorcée in 2014. This show brings about new beginnings for Portsmouth’s favourite noise merchant which trust me everyone is rather excited about it. 

Doors will be 7pm 
At the edge of the Wedge in Portsmouth 
Entry will cost £4 

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This was recorded live last Friday (April 27th) at the Cold Cave Guggenheim Museum gig in New York by my ex-bandmate/good friend/awesome Latin lover José “Joythief” Guzmán.  You can check out his work (and tell him to do kinda-sexy-kinda-nasty stuff for you) on his Tumblr joythief.tumblr.com

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Vote for @joythief ! Day 2! As you know, this week from May 21 through May 26, Joy’s interpretation of Jose Campeche’s Las Hijas del Gobernador Don Ramon de Castro us up for vote. Please vote for his piece, you can do so by going here today-> http://www.mapr.org/exhibiciones/vial.aspx Joy’s work is under “José G. Guzmán (PR)” and you can vote by entering your email in the space provided under his name and clicking vote. The winning artwork will be displaying in a circuit of billboards around Puerto Rico.
Thank you! #vial #joythief
Ps
If the link above doesn’t work please try this one http://www.wishpond.com/vc/52170?scid=15668&type=Merchant

Hi! This week from May 21 through May 26, Joy’s interpretation of Jose Campeche’s Las Hijas del Gobernador Don Ramon de Castro us up for vote. Please vote for his piece, you can do so by going here today -> http://www.mapr.org/exhibiciones/vial.aspx Joy’s work is under “José G. Guzmán (PR)” and you can vote by entering your email in the space provided under his name and clicking vote. The winning artwork will be displaying in a circuit of billboards around Puerto Rico. The website is in English and Spanish, but let me know if you have any questions, doubts, existential crisis, etc.
Thank you! We truly appreciate your vote!

If the link above doesn’t work please try this one http://www.wishpond.com/vc/52170?scid=15668&type=Merchant#vial #joythief