jokingly of course

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

but when lauren looks at camila like she’s the best thing

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that’s

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ever

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happened

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to her

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Actual Conversation That Just Happened at my Parents
  • *Timer goes Off*
  • Mom:Anyone check the pizzas?
  • Me:Dad, did you check the pizza?
  • Dad:(watching husband play a computer game) I did not.
  • *No one moves*
  • Me:Dad are you gonna check the pizzas or should I?
  • Mom:You do it. Dad's just gonna play with him.
  • Mom....
  • Me....
  • Sister....
  • Mom:That. . .sounded better in my head.
  • *whole family bursts out laughing*
  • Mom:Happy Christmas Eve?

anonymous asked:

You are totes popular!!!! ACCEPT IT AND SHUSH YOUR FACE!!!! Also, the nervousness may be due to your professional look, GIF making and threatening to eat people. XD

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Am not! Yes, I eat people but you all know I kid right? RIGHT?! Don’t be intimidated by me. I’m a really gentle creature. ;)

I was certain I’d be attracted to teenagers for the rest of my life. I turned 18 and was like: shit, I’m never going to like older men. This is bad, I’m going to be an 84 year old cougar woman hanging out by high schools.

But then Achievement Hunter happened. I’m so glad they saved me from my sad and possibly illegal fate. 

technickelted asked:

Don't know anything about Homestuck? My poor dear friend...

I know a lot of peripheral things about it!

I just haven’t actually engaged the source material.

I know it’s very good—it’s just too long for me to get into now. I might someday do the YouTube “Let’s Read Homestuck” thing.

But I have to wait until Cassie graduates or leaves Columbia because I’ll just never hear the end of it. Same goes with Janna.