Oh…I thought I’d cleared up all evidence of teenage debauchery at my mum’s

-she worked out we built a fortress

-successfully convinced her that we didn’t break her snowman

-she couldn’t work out why there were pegs all over his head…and the cupboards….and the curtains, though. 

-Oh, I also left my Facebook open on mum’s laptop. 

Robbie, not only are you gay, you also have a ‘funny little face. =D’ LOLOLOLOLOL 

She said she didn’t go through any other stuff. She is definitely lying. 

Jess, imagine if she found our group.