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Concert report for 28th March Concert in Johannesburg .

Hi everyone . This is my concert report. Sorry I’m only doing it today…….. PCD was a bitch and I had to move out of my dorm room at uni for the holidays……

This was my first ever concert and I was not in front row, had General Standing so please be nice.

Well, before the concert they kept us bored with songs by Little Mix, 5Sos and McBusted. The crowd was a bit bored…?.
The opening act was Johnny White and he was not that bad…… and there was a band that did covers….. also covered Thinking Out Loud by Ed at some point….. (those that said it was 1D, I’m judging yall so hard )…..

The boys were meant to come out at 8:30 pm and were a bit late, but Liam quasi apologised….. (said thank you so much for waiting for us which can be interpreted as waiting for 4 years or 20 minutes from the time they were meant to come out). When the tour intro played everyone went crazy and I noticed they removed Zayn’s pictures…. (power to ot4). I’m so angry at them for using No Control as the playback and not performing it.

When Clouds dropped, I went ballistic…….. everyone around me thought I was mad. Then there was Steal My Girl that I mainly sang along to because of my nephew(he loves the song). Then afterwards Harry introduced them as One Direction( power to ot4, I was so proud)…….

Little Black Dress, the guitar sounded so good. And Louis’ voice sounded per-fect….. and Niall? I’ve underated the boy….. and then Louis was in my section and I lost words…… I think I even stopped breathing for a while….. he’s so tiny and cute and very tiny and I had to stop my self from referring to his as my son as he’s older than me😭.

Where do broken hearts go is one of my favourite songs from Four so I was just listening to their beautiful voices…… Harry did Zayn’s solo justice and I love his voice……
Midnight Memories is my jam, Harry sings in different ranges and he screams….. Louis has the most solos😢, Niall sings in a higher range and well……. Liam is my guy😆……
Kiss you, I jammed along because it’s my friend’s favourite and I love how Harry sings in his first solo…….and his last ‘Let me kiss you’ surprisingly does things to me…… and Louis sounds good as well so all is well…….

There was some cute mix up with Story of My Life and Ready to Run…… They introduced SOML but sang RTR….. and Niall did Zayn’s high note perfectly.
Strong is my Larry soundtrack and I love it….. oh Liam said we sounded amazing (blushes)….. at this point I missed Zayn coz his solo on Strong does things to me.
Better than words, Niall and his crotch grab 🙊🙈 and I missed Harry’s water thingy😢😧😤😰
Little Things…… Liam was singing at Louis and he said shmile (what is wrong with him)
Louis blushed at some point…… idk. And he was talking to Liam….. Harry said we were good, checked how everyone was…… sang happy birthday to some girl.
Night Changes the boys sounded lovely, their harmonies were on point…… there’s a moon thingy on the screen and I was like wtf is its purpose….. Louis called Liam P-dog and Payno, saying we were loud (liar). The band did some cover of something and Lou was being a little shit saying the band had been working on that for the last 6 months……
Diana is my jam and most of yall don’t like it? WHY? Everyone loves One Thing….. meh….. jokes time, the joke wasn’t funny….. I wanted Knock Knock jokes…..
Girl Almighty was Girl Almighty, lovely vocals, upbeat….. Liam went on his knees for Niall.

SOML finally arrived and it’s a crowd favourite……. and Harry giggled cutely towards the end and I’d love to know why, I think Liam knows @…… Niam did their lovely dance and jumped around like cute dorks ……
You and I was amazing as always and ill never forgive Ben Winston for botching the video…….
Little White Lies is a good party jam…… Best song ever symbolised the end and I don’t like it…..The fireworks, I understood Harry’s reaction from the movie.

*Genera Report*
Louis’ blushing could power up the whole of Johannesburg
There was a banana thrown on stage at some point, Harry picked it up, said thanks and threw it back to the crowd. There was a pink bra that Liam put on Louis’ head and he threw it away. It reappeared at some point with Harry throwing it away to the crowd. Harry+Water is the hottest thing ever……I think he was wearing the boyfriend shirt? Him saying it was a big deal that we were there made me emotional.I love how he says Johannesburg. There was a Mexican Wave at some point insinuated by Payno. Rainbow Bear was there. Rainbow direction was not visible…… I only missed Zayn at one point. They sounded amazing, they got this shit and they will overcome and still be amazing and more successful…….. POWER TO OT4. We and Them Against the world. The WMYB circle/hug or whatever it is showed this……….

If I forgot anything, I’ll post it.

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