Joe here with an important announcement!

There’s going to be some very interesting and very exciting changes coming to STFU, Conservatives in the next couple weeks. How it’s all going to shake out remains to be seen but rest assured it’s gonna be big. However due to some of these changes it’s going to be best for me to leave STFU. Well, not so much leaving as it is spinning off.

My new blog is called Joegressivism and it’s going to be all the same politics and gags you’ve come to love (or possibly hate) that I would write about here. In the grand tradition of spin-offs I plan to move to Miami with a forgettable cast of characters… and maybe get a wisecracking ferret.

Oh Ameri-Ferret, you’re hilarious!

Anyways, I’m moving on and if you’ve ever enjoyed my posts on here I would humbly request a follow at


See you internet political space cowboy.

First post...

Welcome to my new splinter blog, Joegressivism (named so because I’m admitedly a bit of a narcissist)! Before anything else I want to note that this is 100% amicable, I was not kicked out or anything of the sort. STFUC is going to be changing in some interesting ways very shortly and I wanted to have my own space to bullshit about day-to-day politics like I loved doing there.

If you’re reading this and ever enjoyed my posts on STFU feel free to follow for consistent political snark via Joe. My positions have not changed in the transition I’m still a diehard liberal progressive with a bent towards the logical and statistical. I love charts, documentation, and reading bills in their entirety. More importantly than all that I love making fun of it while making a conscious effort to not minimize/marginalize anyone with what I’m making fun of, I swear it’s possible to be funny without being an offensive dickwad.

The first couple posts on this blog are going to be selections of my greatest hits from STFU so headsup on that.


I’m also probably going to stop signing my posts shortly, I only ever did that to distinguish between Jess and I’s posts. If you run a blog by yourself and sign your own posts you’re a pompous ass… yes, you… you ass.