We started selling these seasonal items at work recently. One guy comes up and asks why they’re so expensive. I tell him they’re not like the normal ones of the season, they’re specialty flavors. Then he tells me he works for our competitor, who shall remain anonymous. And then he tells me how, for the same amount of money, people can get bigger ones and tells me about their boxes.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE? If you don’t like the prices, walk away. Why would you think I give a flying fuck what your have? I honestly could care less.