ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CAN YOU MAKE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS?! I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

HI! So my name is Adam and I am looking to connect with a talented person! I am an activites coach for people with disabilities! The company I work for asked me to run a Dungeons and Dragons campaign for these amazing people! I was all Hell YA! SO that being said I would like to pay an artist to draw up the characters! Money is not a problem as long as prices are reasonable! It will be up to ten characters, but most likely less (like 5-7 people) I am willing to do monthly or bi monthly. I think it would be the coolest thing to send these people home with a picture of their own person. ( I also am willing to pay for flyer designs and such!) SO! send me an ask with 

-Your name

-Sample of your work

-Price range 

- ANY questions or what not.

( PLEASE HELP ME FIND SOMEONE! IT WOULD BE SO BAD ASS!) 

Competitors

We started selling these seasonal items at work recently.  One guy comes up and asks why they’re so expensive.  I tell him they’re not like the normal ones of the season, they’re specialty flavors.  Then he tells me he works for our competitor, who shall remain anonymous.  And then he tells me how, for the same amount of money, people can get bigger ones and tells me about their boxes.  

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE?  If you don’t like the prices, walk away.  Why would you think I give a flying fuck what your have?  I honestly could care less.

job is working at combination art supply store and gallery, in the art supply store part. but also helping out with other things sometimes. so retail but, like. cool retail.  

AND THEY’RE GONNA HAVE AN EMPLOYEE ART SECTINO OF THE GALLERY ANd i can put my things thereeeeee :D

"I do love kids. I know that sounds weird, but I do. I have a little sister who’s four years old. And I was a lifeguard, and I taught pre-school kids how to swim, and I worked at the YMCA and did daycare, and I babysat during my teenage years. Which was all kind of a strange thing in Aberdeen, because mostly males don’t babysit that much and sometimes when I was sitting and the lady’s date would come over, he’d have this weird reaction when he saw me." - Kurt Cobain, 1991.

Please fire me. The second day on the job my manager called me and my colleague, who’s been assigned to train me, into his office to reprimand us because we were talking too much for the guy sitting in the cubicle behind me.  My colleague is now training me with signs, notes and by pantomime.

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