All together now!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Twelve threatened jurors!

Eleven snipers sniping,

Ten extra seconds,

Nine million pounds (worth of hairpin),

Eight hours to solve it,

Seven “did you miss me"s,

Six Semtex vests,


Four IOUs,

Three secret codes,

Two poisoned children,

and a body on a rooftop!

[jim moriarty voice] sherlock? nah, what a doofus- [trips] [hundreds of photos of sherlock holmes spill out of westwood] w-what a fuckign virgin he- he’s on the side of the angels- [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just fuck [thousands of pictures of sherlock holmes scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a special client just listen