jess&keegan

—————————-& the amount of ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ
                      
          I have on my h a n d s is enough to make

                you think TWICE about ever

                                                                    loving

                                                                                        me.

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TV MEME REVISITED8 FAVOURITE GUYS

JESSE PINKMAN
I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, ‘Hell yeah, I’m stoked for this lasagna!’ And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like… it’s like you’re eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about? It’s like, yo, what ever happened to truth in advertising?

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Breaking BadBetter Call Saul

↳ "I have spent my whole life scared – frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen. Fifty years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.”

  • Me when my friends share their personal problems with me:I am so honored and touched that you like and trust me enough to share something so personal to you
  • Me when I share my personal problems with my friends:I am so sorry, I don't want to bother you, I know you would rather not hear this I'm sorry

lipbiteluke asked:

I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A LUKE BLURB LIKE THE CUTEST POSSIBLE SCENARIO YOU CAN THINK OF, TIMES 1000. PLS AND THANK YOU MY PRINCESS.

FCU K MADI YOU ASKED FOR IT by blurb did you mean 4 paragraph essay yes i think so ok thats hwat you got and im NOT sorry that i got completely carried away talking about luke being dumb

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