SO I MET JARED TODAY.
I was checking out the merchandise when this lady walked by and said that Jared
was just around the corner. Naturally, a
couple other people and I freaked the fuck out and ran to see what was
happening. Jared was sitting with his
sister, signing autographs for her new children’s book, and I realized that
THANK GOD I HAVE A BABY COUSIN THAT WAS BORN EIGHT DAYS AGO. So I get in line to buy a book like a good
little nerd and my hands are shaking and I’m sweating my tits off with
nervousness. When I get to the front of
the line, I tell Meghan to dedicate the book to Charlie Jacob, who was just
born on the 20th. Jared looks
over at me and grins and congratulates me on the new tiny human and then
comments on how the baby is a Pisces, and I was like, Yeah! Actually I’m a Pisces too! And he said something on the lines of how he’s
had the pleasure of knowing a Pisces for the past 10 years, getting this far
off, heartfelt look in his eyes, so for a second I thought he was talking about
Gen—BUT NO A SECOND LATER HE MENTIONS THAT IT’S JENSEN WHO IS THE PISCES and I
nearly puked with the absolute YES of that comment. I then excused myself to the bathroom so that
I wouldn’t shit my pants, and he said it was nice to meet me.
Then later he got on stage during Misha’s panel and told the audience that he loved us, blew us kisses, and sauntered out.
So I am currently die. ~End Rave~