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BABY STEPS TO BECOME A PORNSTAR

Step One:

Teenager wants to be a model.

Reason:  Like all teenagers, she thinks she’s special.

Step two:

Teenager starts dating a tattoo artist and biker.

Reason:  He’s older, badder, and allegedly wiser.

Step Three:

Teenager becomes a stripper.

Reason:  Work, money, and approval of boyfriend.

Step Four:

Teenager starts modeling nude.

Reason:  It’s just like real modeling, except with stripping added in.

Step Five:

Teenager starts acting in soft-core all-female adult movies.

Reason:  Revenge.

Zombie Strippers, is a 2008 American zombie comedy film written and directed by Jay Lee, starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, and Tito Ortiz and distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. The film is loosely based on Eugène Ionesco’s classic play Rhinoceros.

Zombie Strippers, has received mixed reviews. As of August 20, 2008, the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that 41% of critics gave the movie positive reviews, based on 51 reviews.  Metacritic reported that this movie had an average score of 45 out of 100, based on 14 reviews.

It has been criticized as having poor production values, and poor execution, while recognizing its intentionally camp style and its attempt as a satire. Richard Roeper of Ebert & Roeper stated, “It looks terrible. It doesn’t work as camp. It doesn’t work as low budget crap”, Dennis Harvey of Variety Magazine also called it a “one-joke pic”. In contrast, Michael Rechtshaffen of the Hollywood Reporter thought that there was something “perversely affecting” about this movie, despite its “lame political satire”.

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