BABY STEPS TO BECOME A PORNSTAR

Step One:

Teenager wants to be a model.

Reason:  Like all teenagers, she thinks she’s special.

Step two:

Teenager starts dating a tattoo artist and biker.

Reason:  He’s older, badder, and allegedly wiser.

Step Three:

Teenager becomes a stripper.

Reason:  Work, money, and approval of boyfriend.

Step Four:

Teenager starts modeling nude.

Reason:  It’s just like real modeling, except with stripping added in.

Step Five:

Teenager starts acting in soft-core all-female adult movies.

Reason:  Revenge.

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