jeetos

So how about this for a headcanon/theory?

The Gems (which may or may not include Peridot and Lapis Lazuli by this point) go on an underwater mission, and while Steven worries about being left alone these days, the gems tell him that sometimes you have to trust that things will turn out okay. A few seconds later, Jasper raids the house by surprise, tears down half of the place, and corners Steven in the kitchen as she delivers one final boast. Then in desperation, Steven covers himself with a bag of…

“What’s that?”

“Uh…they’re called Jeetos.”

“What are they?”

“Cheese puffs!”

[grabs him by the shirt] “DON’T YOU MOCK ME AGAIN, ROSE QUARTZ! WHAT ARE CHEESE PUFFS!?”

“FOOD! THEY’RE FOOD!”

“Food…? HA! Humans *eat*?”

“Yes…”

Then to mock her insignificant rival one more time, she chomps the whole bag into her mouth, and then…

“crunch crunch crunch crunch ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

“……Give me more.”

“What?”

“I SAID GIVE ME MORE!

"Okay, okay!”

He then gets another bag of Jeetos, which Jasper rips apart, then eats the contents from the floor, looking delighted. Then she grabs Steven by the shirt again.

“Which carbon based lifeform of Earth produces these "Jeetos”?“

"They’re… sold at the store?”

“What?! You mean…humans make them?!”

“Yeah!”

She then drops Steven and sits down somewhere else in the wreckage, looking dumbfounded, because how could such an inferior species create such a unique experience it doesn’t make any sense. Then Steven gets up, excuses himself, saying he’ll be right back, and goes to the store to buy several bags of Jeetos. He then invites Jasper to sit on the torn apart couch to watch TV, and while Jasper nearly chokes on the Cheese Puffs out of the idea of such a primitive machine offering entertainment, when the Gems come back they’re both watching a wrestling show and cheering their hearts out, with Steven mentioning his days as a wrestler, to which Jasper offers combat advice and suggests the use of a cape, and the Gems can’t even change their facial expression out of dumbfoundness.

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