The signs' reaction to "I love you too"
  • Of course you do I'm fabulous *screaming inside though*:
  • Aries,Leo
  • *Some unknown kind of error occured* *40%...Loading*:
  • Taurus,Scorpio,Capricorn
  • Oh, really? *is all shy, trying not to blush* Okay...:
  • Cancer,Virgo,Aquarius
  • *Is torn between screaming and keeping a Poker Face:
  • Gemini,Sagittarius,Pisces,Libra
Zodiac Signs Trying To Pray

ARIES: “Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it
RIGHT NOW?…Please…”

TAURUS: “Dear God, help me accept change…but not too quick.”

GEMINI: “Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?????????” 

CANCER: “Dear God!!!…” *Starts crying*

LEO: “Yes?” 

VIRGO: “Dear God, please make us perfect and don’t mess it up like
you did the last time.”

LIBRA: “Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other
hand, what do you think is best?”

SCORPIO: “Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors,
even though the BASTARDS DON’T DESERVE IT!!!”

SAGITTARIUS: “Dear Lord, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million
times, help me stop exaggerating.”

CAPRICORN: “Dear God! I’d like to ask you to help me, but I learned a
long time ago not to rely on anyone else.”

AQUARIUS: “Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!”

PISCES: “Dear Lord, as long as I’m going to drink this fifth of Scotch
tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.”

the signs at disneyland

Aries: gets really upset when they’re in the stand-by line and people with fast passes or private escorts pass them

Taurus: takes forever deciding what merchandise they want at the stores

Gemini: rushes off every ride to get in line for the next one

Cancer: doesn’t really care about anything but as soon as they leave they complain about everything they didn’t get to do

Leo: sings along to the songs played during parades/shows

Virgo: the parent of the group trying to keep everyone together

Libra: strategically plans out everything they want to ride/see/eat/do

Scorpio: couldn’t really care less that they’re there as long as their friends/family are having fun

Sagittarius: ready to fight the kids who run in front of them when they’re trying to meet a character

Capricorn: always takes jumping pictures/selfies in front of sleeping beauty’s castle

Aquarius: wants to go on every single ride in the limited amount of time they have

Pisces: cries when they meet their favorite disney character

The Signs; Kissing Methods...

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how taurus sees the signs
  • aries:omg stop
  • taurus:hey bud, I understand you
  • gemini:yikes
  • leo:God you're so arrogant
  • virgo:let's get married
  • libra:just chill
  • scorpio:;)
  • sagittarius:whoa there
  • capricorn:u and I are one
  • aquarius:idek man
  • pisces:friends 4 ever
The signs as a catchphrase:

aries: “we can do this my way or…we can do this my way.”

taurus: “why can’t life have an easy button?”

gemini: “…I’m bored…"

cancer: “that hurt my feelings.”

leo: “where the party at???”

virgo: “I don’t get paid enough for this…"

libra: “Whatever is cool with me.“

scorpio: “sometimes, I just need to be alone.”

sagittarius: “see, what had happened was…”

capricorn: “ [insert sarcastic statement] “

aquarius: “chill, it’s not that serious bruh.”

pisces: “love, love, love makes the world go round.”